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Zilching

The act of pushing saliva through your teeth using your tongue to create a high-pitched gurgling sound.
I was completely grossed out by Johnny's zilching in class today.
by anonymous May 24, 2024
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Zilched

/zɪltʃ-d/
Reduced to an empty condition or zero. Reputably known to be used when referring to or speaking of the condition of one's balls.

Past tense from:
"Zilch" /zɪltʃ/
Nothing, zero or nearly zero.
Guy 1 watching the balls: Wow, she really drained him dry, didn't she?
Guy 2 enjoying the experience: Yeah, he got his shit zilched!
Guy 3 thinks, therefore is: Well, what the hell am I doing here?

Antonyms: heavy, full, hanging low
by Naheel Marks January 28, 2025
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zirconium

a chemical element, a lustrous, silvery-white, corrosion-resistant transition metal
Do you like how I dance? I've got zirconium pants
by zoinerkn April 24, 2025
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Zorch

To completely overwhelm or "short-circuit" someone's brain with too much chaotic, high-energy content, memes, notifications, or nonsense all at once — leaving them dazed, overstimulated, and unable to respond properly. It's like brain rot but from a sudden burst rather than slow exposure.
Random white cuck: I'm so fucking zorched on my fuckass tiktok

Other random cuck nigga: On dead niggas, I'm so bored of watching my wife get fucked, I pull out my phone and get straight to zorching
by Johatter March 13, 2026
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Zitch

Unhappy zero; when you are losing your ass in a game and you have nothing
Rosebud is losing in the game Penny Drop. She was overserved . “I’m such a loser. I have zitch.”
by anonymous April 4, 2026
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jacob zinchini

Long blonde hair with bad acne thinks he has shoe game and thinks he's funny and cool.
Did you see Jacob zinchini shoes ?

Yea there fucking ugly!
by Anthony8741 January 28, 2014
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Violet zirconium

Violet Zirconium is an awesome person 🤩 I would like to let u know that they are an awesome content creator and an amazing person in general 🍔 They are also Kira Yukimuras official lover if u did not know I know because I said so
You: Who is Kira Yukimuras girlfriend??

Me: oh my lord how do u not know? The one and only Violet zirconium ofc 🤨

You: oh yeah sorry

Me: you better be
by Natisgay October 5, 2021
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