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Noodle withdrawal

The disease that filthy Japanese people get when they visit France.
Tetsuro came to France and became gravely ill with the noodle withdrawal because there are not many noodles served at CROUS.
by jdw39 July 20, 2010
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good times withdrawl

in a nutshell what jose said. can also be the feeling you get after a very good night out, etc., almost like you won't have that much fun ever again. usually happens after fun, rare occasions like a wedding or once in a lifetime things like turning 21.
after a crazy night of bar hopping for my 21st birthday, i have a case of what they call good times withdrawl. needless to say it kind of sucks i can't turn 21 again right now and the following nights are going to be fucking boring.
and i can hardly wait to get back to work...
by y2c August 17, 2011
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withdrawl

Attempts by people from the American South to disguise their accents (drawl) so as to gain respect from Northerners.
Billy Bob's withdrawl paid off: as soon as he dropped his Southern accent, his Northern employers accepted his application.
by displacingbiases June 10, 2007
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Afghan Withdrawal

When you prey to Allah when you pull out.
She was so good, she gave me an Afghan Withdrawal.
by Eureka's Finest June 24, 2011
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Pre-Kermit withdrawal syndrome

A strange illness usually contracted through iminant loss of a much loved work collegue.
Symptoms include:
Abusive behaviour on forums
Neglecting tea duties
Strange odour
Overeating
by kermit March 14, 2005
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Involuntary Tequila Withdrawal

Surgeon General's Warning:
Always enjoy Tequila in moderation. Taking 10 shots of Tequila in 20 minutes is not recommend as this can lead to cases of Involuntary Tequila Withdrawal (ITW).

With ITW, the taste, smell, and possibly the sight of tequila can cause protective maneuvering of the body away from the source accompanied by stomach pains/sickness and stimulation of the gag reflex. The most significant symptom of ITW is vomiting, which is provoked immediately after reintroduction of Tequila into the mouth. The symptoms may be prolonged when a large quantity of Tequila is introduced or if it reaches the GI system.

The symptoms can be reproduced even during the chronic stages of ITW, lasting 10-15 years on average. Some individuals will have ITW for the rest of their life but the condition is easily managed through complete avoidance of Tequila.
-Ughhhh... why did you make me take all that Jose?

--Well my friend, you were speaking to the tequila, and then you announced, "Senior Cuervo, I've had 9 shots of you so far. I know this only by my trail of the limes I've used... you sir have one shot left in you to make it an even ten. Thank you God, spirit and the holy-guacamole!!" and then you yelled "wooooo" and took the shot, told everyone about your recent amazing feet at least 4 times.

-Well it was pretty epic...

--And then you got up and went down the beach to find the dude you bought acid from before. Actually found him... I think he just took your money. But he was kind enough to spray you off with a hose while you were vomiting on yourself and his porch chair.

-Damn, I gotta be more careful next time, I don't want to go off and get ITW. That shit can stay with you for life son. Involuntary Tequila Withdrawal, just as bad as herpes.
by BeachWeek March 12, 2011
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APB Withdrawl

An intense burning of the scrotum caused by running out of game time in All Points Bulletin.
After using up all his beta hours, Cobra suffered from severe APB Withdrawl.
by Evilsock1285 June 21, 2010
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