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Weeping for the wet whipper

One who is begging for coitus so extreme, that excitement of the male reproductive system leads to a large whipping sensation being felt in the upper extremities of the receiving sexual playground.
Geoff: check out that broad, she's looking pretty down on her luck
Stan: a bit of weeping for the wet whipper will cure her problems
Geoff: locked and loaded
(Rhonda starts to weep)
by Keithaggatefookwah October 3, 2009
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Eiffel Tower Wedding Party

A french surrealist one-act play that takes place on the first platform of the Eiffel tower, including characters such as an ostrich and a living camera. Written by Jean Cocteau in 1921. Watching it is highly considered an alternative to doing acid/LSD.
Drug Dealer: Hey Kevin, you back for some more acid?
Kevin: Hell no, man! I'm seeing Eiffel Tower Wedding Party tomorrow night!
by wecomefromstars January 31, 2010
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bosnian wedding

when the girl of your dreams tells you she is going overseas to visit a dying relative, but is actually going to get secretly married.
Hey dude, did you hear about Rob? His girl did the Bosnian Wedding on his ass and now he is locked up in the mental home!
by younggb May 29, 2011
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wedding cock

Refers to the extremely hard cock a man has on his wedding night. Similar to the Blue Vein Throbber.
-Wow I left a bottle of water in the freezer last night and now its froze stiffer than a wedding cock.

Alternatively it could be used as-

"oooh- Baby these Viagras have me hard as a wedding cock!"
by fatcat February 7, 2007
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porcelain welding

Particularly violent discharge of near liquid feces into the toilet bowl, resulting in a splattering effect around the rear of said bowl. Flushing will not remove this weld splatter, and it becomes dried on and very difficult to clean later. Sometimes under extreme porcelain welding conditions the tank, or wall behind may be hit by the weld splatter.
"Man Steve did some porcelain welding after dinner, Who's gonna clean that up"
by bunyon January 3, 2007
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Wedding cake

Start with a chair with a dildo attached. First male member of group sits on dildo. Then next sits on his dick, and so forth. A minimum of three tiers recommended. Women and men included. Strap-ons are also welcome.
"Hey guys. We have enough people here to wedding cake if anyone's interested."
by WisdomWizard March 14, 2017
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facebook wedding

When on facebook.com you make your relationship status married. You and the person your married to have agreed to a facebook wedding.
Adam and Annie have agreed to a facebook wedding.
by Ttam Gollub September 30, 2006
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