Dick Waving Contest

An activity that usually involves two people who dispute their superiority to the other. This is accomplished by the recitation of individual skills, exploits and accomplishments whose merit is questionable at best. Also, the purpose of discussing said activities serves no purpose but to prove superiority to the other.

Jack and John debated for 3 hours who had the most money, girlfriends, best car, etc. It was really just a dick waving contest that made me sick.

by J. Malik April 29, 2006

Waving a stick in the Albert Hall

To make love to a woman with such baggy, loose lady parts you barely touch the sides

Man, she was hot but it was like waving a stick in the Albert Hall down there. Honestly, it was like opening a window and shagging the night.

by TheCreviceDotcom July 16, 2008

cat waxing

verb: an industry term for procrastination by writers, with heavy connotation of trying to justify the activity as something that "had" to be done. Usually activities that can arguably be considered productive, such as household chores or (highly tangential) background research. The term mocks the behavior of scraping the bottom of the bucket for excuses of diminishing quality.

I've mowed the lawn, washed the windows, weeded the garden, scrubbed the toilets, and worked out all my menus for the next three months. I guess it's time to... wait! I think the cat needs to be waxed! Yes! Cat waxing!

by awibs January 11, 2010

Stuck in the washing machine

When you get stuck in the washing machine, so your step brother comes around and inserts his part into your ass. Sometimes, the step bro turns on the washing machine, spinning around the sister and making pleasure easier.

Help, step bro! I'm stuck in the washing machine!

It's okay...

Sister feels pressure around her ass

Sister realises

W-what are you doing, step bro?!

Helping you~

by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo December 17, 2020

Central Washington University

The school where 9 dumbass freshmen who couldn't hold their alchohol got the popular drink Four Loko banned in Washington state for 120 days, all because they don't know how to drink.

Upperclassmen #1: Hey man, let's go get some Four Loko for the party tonight!

Upperclassmen #2: Nah, we can't! Some stupid freshmen at Central Washington University blacked out and almost died because they thought they knew how to drink!

Upperclassmen #1: Stupid freshmen, always ruining everything...

by scatmandatman December 13, 2010

Washington University in St. Louis

An amazing school. Great academics. Great people.

Washington University in St. Louis is one of the best colleges in the country.

by samloveswustl September 19, 2005

On the washing machine

A form of masturbation for women, In which they turn the washing machine on the sit on it. Most likely used during the spin cycle. Which on an uneven load can cause the machine to vibrate more.

Sarah sure loves spending time on the washing machine.

by clapyourhands October 14, 2010