woof and meow

Chinese food, commonly disguised as chicken or beef. In reality it's dog and cat meat.

Let me get some of that woof and meow on rice wit a egg roll .

by La Definer December 6, 2017

Woof

A woof is someone who is very Hot and visually appealing. They usually stick out in the room and pass as a smash.

"Don't look too obviously but a Woof has just walked in"

by Insane14Feb May 18, 2023

Woof

Slang: something you say to express dismay, failure, unattractiveness, surprise or sympathy.

Generally means the same thing as the much later-occurring slang "oof".

A: I just failed my math exam
B: Woof

X: This burger doesn't look anywhere near as good as the ad
Y: Woof! That's an abomination if I've ever seen one.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 28, 2021

Woof

Though mainly used in the Gay community to signify the Bear in the relationship. With the advent of Social Media (ie. FaceBook, Twitter, MySpace etc) Guys use it as a secret way of communicating their pack matesWhen he posts woof on a certain womans posts or timeline, wall etc. He is informing his friends that this is a Bitch he wants to rape doggie style. Most women think they are being complimented when actually they are being Dissed

On FACEBOOK:
Tina: Just got home from Pilates and I'm stoked, my butts getting tight
Randal: 'Woof'
(then in private to his friends "I wanna break her over like a double barrels shotgun and jack my round in her chamber

RapeSexual Conquest

by ALW 446 September 13, 2014

woof

Something that should have generated a feeling of sadness and deep empathy but turned out to be just funny (e.g. Sandra Bullock barking in Gravity).

She told me her aunt died because she accidentally mixed bleach in her juice... that was a big woof for me.
That was a pretty woofed story. It was hard to hold my laugh...

by anthropolojizzt June 16, 2021

Woofed

Messed up or fucked

Your hairline is woofed

That phone is woofed

by pulse_mstar October 1, 2020

tumble woof

The dog hair that blows around the house like tumbleweed.
This only usually becomes a problem when the dog is malting.

We really need to vacuum, the tumble woof is getting out of control.

by anonymous December 17, 2020