wannabe waster

Someone who pretends to be a drinker and drug user but is too pussy to inhale a joint or drink booze strait. Most of the time they'll just talk about how much they drink or smoke but can't be seen when it comes to actually doing these things.

"NUUH, I DWANK 15 PINTS OF VODKA LAST NIGHT THEN I SMOKED 60 SPLIFFS"
"Shut up Liam you wannabe waster"

by Tedington December 14, 2006

wisper

the offspring produced from two or more wisps mating ritual.

"I will leave you with nothing but wispers in the night."
Used in a threatening way to insinuate that you will abandon a person while guiding them to safety, perhaps in a murky dank bog.

by splmasta August 14, 2010

Pressure washer

The pressure washer is when you blow a load on a girls face and then quickly after you begin to pee on her face to clean it off.

Tom blows a load on Jill's face, then Tom pees on Jill's face. Jill then thanks Tom for a "Pressure Washer".

by Brett Pronovost December 28, 2007

waster

When someone is not worth your time. A person is a waster when they are scum and disgust you, or when they go against the norms set by society or the morals set by most people.

-Hey Amy, i'll give you a lift to the shop
-No Alex, you are scum, you're a waster. Go away.

by Amy Cheesman March 12, 2008

Washerator

a word used by goons that refers to dishwasher

imma put these plates in the washerator!

by goon_ June 15, 2009

wisperization

The ability to wisper.

Whoa I said that way too loud...I need to work on my wisperization skills.

by amcfox0 October 25, 2009

Washeruping

The art of showering and washing up at the same time. There is no need for washing up liquid, you just use your tongue. Known to be minimalistic for people who want to save their precious time.

Bob: "Yo why is Brian in the shower with a bunch of dirty plates?"
Lilly: "His washeruping!"
Bob: "Phew! I thought he was trying to re-enact american pie by rubbing his cock on the dirty plate."

by Paleo Chase September 12, 2011