Hatchet vs Genitals

the sickest video ever... it features a man cutting his own dick, then possibly the same or different man cutting his balls off with a hatchet... i watched the whole thing... very extreme stuff...

me:(sends hatchet vs genitals link to friend)
friend:what is it?
me:just watch it
friend:oohh hell no.... i couldnt watch the whole thing
me:pussy....
friend: u watched the whole thing?? u got balls dude....

by frankozz December 30, 2007

Pico vs uberkids

that one forgotten pico game on newgrounds

me checking my browser history: hmm whats this newgrounds one

opens up to pico vs uberkids

by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021

Paper VS Tree

A piece of poop

Jordan: That Noah is such a paper vs tree!

by Noah Trahar August 13, 2017

Myriad vs Carlile

A true battle of titans,any blows traded by them make the very earth quake, God himself hides because he is scared of these two their power is unrivaled and unequaled when the fight is decided a new king will be crowned and all will tremble in awe

im nervous, myriad and carlile have been getting more and more restless a fight is bound to break out soon the very world will shatter at the first blow may god help us all the myriad vs carlile fight will shape our very earth

by Samir's Shotgun December 11, 2019

Stang vs Feehan

a rivalry that really doesn’t exist. none of the Stang students care about it because Stang’s real rival is Dartmouth High School, and none of the Feehan students care about it because why would you ever care about Bishop Stang. The only people that actually take this “rivalry” seriously are the coaches and staff members of the schools.

The Stang vs Feehan rivalry doesn’t exist

by ButtholeEnthusiast October 12, 2021

Bullshitting Vs Lying

The Bullshitter is indifferent toward truth and falsity.
The Ordinary liar is concerned with truth-values

-Lying and Insincerity by Andreas Stokke

Bullshitting Vs Lying
John: "And then the Romans went and sacked all these cities probably"
Sara: "Yeah probably"

Bob: "Yeah then Harry ate my dog"
Ryan: "Oh damn I believe you"

by UglyBuckle November 03, 2020

Hulse-vs-Kaplan

When someone is in the lead by such a large margin that losing seems impossible, but somehow the opponent comes back for the win.

"Oh man bro you were just up by 15 and now it's tied, don't pull a Hulse-vs-Kaplan.

by jew.ish October 24, 2011