Ultimate Answer

The answer is forty-two.

The answer to life, the universe, and everything...is 42.

by Muad'dib May 30, 2005

The Ultimate Showdown

Often the result of a pissed-off Godzilla, The Ultimate Showdown is a pointless century-long battle between famous characters, both realistic and fictional, resulting in awestruck civilians, hundreds of dead bodies, and a victorious (yet slightly suicidal) Mr. Rogers.

"This is The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny. Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see. And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be. This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny."

by Timothy Jones March 25, 2006

Ultron

A super-villain in the Marvel comics universe. Ultron is a product of Hank Pym's continued attempts to prove that he is the single worst super-hero in the universe.

Hank Pym: I think I'll start experimenting with high-intelligence robotics!
Ultron: I am Ultron, time to kill everyone *vanishes*
Hank Pym: Fuck

by GoAlveoliWeArehappYforyou July 6, 2014

ultracrepidate

To criticize beyond sphere of one’s knowledge.

In a Roman story, a cobbler criticised the sandals in a painting by the painter Apelles, and then complained about further parts of the work, to which Apelles is said to have replied, "Ne sutor ultra crepidam", or, roughly, "The cobbler must not go beyond the sandal". As true today as it was then.

Yeah... an ultracrepidate alright...

by OPA January 3, 2008

Ultra-Recyclo Vegetarian

Someone who does not eat anything with a face on it.

I have made my transition into an ultra-recyclo vegetarian, I no longer eat anything with a face on it.

by TheEarthlingClod August 14, 2017

Ultra Critical Mass

Large numbers of complaints that must reach disciplinary authorities before action is taken to discipline or protect the public. Especially relates to attorneys and their bar associations who oversee grievances and egregious, unethical conduct. Also can relate to doctors, police, etc. Ultra Critical Mass can take years, decades, or an entire career before it is reached. The implication is that large numbers of people are harmed by a single individual while Ultra Critical Mass is building. Is often the product of biased reviewers, cronyism, and/or bureaucracy.

The file cabinet containing attorney Doe's voluminous complaints finally collapsed; the bar is now investigating some of those complaints; Ultra Critical Mass has occurred.

by PatriciaNoz February 6, 2006

Ultimate Stranger

A variation on The Stranger. Involves, in addition to sitting on your hand until it becomes numb, also painting the nails on that hand. You then have a seat in a dark room or closet and use your free hand to shine a flashlight on the hand with the painted nails while you masturbate.

"My girlfriend left me, so I gave myself The Ultimate Stranger. I then proceeded to contemplate the emptiness of my existence and ended up contacting my lawyer and writing my will."

by kikanjuuneko February 21, 2008