Toshi

an obviously mistaken Japanese name, but actually is a Korean noun which means "an unusual out come after self pleasuring."

Example1:

Jake: "Why is your left hand bigger than your right hand? You might have the Toshi."

Example2:
Trae: "Dude I was watching some pornography. I was about to reach to my climax, then suddenly my dick recoiled upwards and hit my face.

Jake: Dude I think you should see a doctor, because I have the Toshi as well.

by Toshi12345 April 21, 2010

Daniel Tosh

A corn filled turd that is placed inside a semen filled condom, roasted lightly over an open spit and served as a sausage like meal. For best results season with dingleberries, penis mustard, furmunda cheese and garnish with a light sprinklin o' dehydrated amber colored piss.

Hans und Franz ordered two foot long Daniel Tosh's at this years Octoberfest.

by Comedycentral Buffet December 15, 2011

Tosh

How West Africans say "touch"

Aunty bola: don't tosh my yam porridge

by wetin dey November 5, 2012

tooshy-moosh

A tooshy-moosh (n.) is a person, male generally, who, by acting in a feminine, elaborate, fussy or flamboyant manner, is considered to be tooshy-mooshy (adj.) The term "tooshy-moosh" originated in the back alleys of Amarillo, Texas, and it was originally applied to homosexual males, or males with copious amounts of cologne and beauty products, or males who were hard to satisfy, or pacifist males. However, tooshy-moosh has developed into a broad term, often playful, to merely poke harmless fun at someone.

(tooshy-mooshin')v.

"Boy, you ain't nothin' but some yellow tooshy-moosh!" (n.)

"He's so worried, he's always just tooshy-mooshin'. (v.)

"That guy never fails to complain, he's tooshy-mooshy." (adj.)

by Paul the Lion July 8, 2006

Daniel Tosh

(adj.) A word for someone who likes to take his/her mothers dick and lather it with tuna fish before shoving it up into their asshole.

(v.) Taking his/her dick and lathering it with tune fish before shoving it into a male unicorn's asshole.

Kid 1: Hey, We about to do the Daniel Tosh. You coming?
Kid 2: Nah man, I got to hit the books.
Kid 1: Alright.
Kid 2: Can i get a check?
Waiter: Nah man. We Strait.

by Doing The Daniel Tosh. January 16, 2011

tosh.o

a show about a man who makes fun of other people doing retardo things, but only to hide the fact that he was molested by his father at a young age.

hey, lets go watch tosh.o later.

by tosh.o #1 fan May 4, 2010

tooshbag

a cleaning device for your asshole

"I didn't say douchebag, i said tooshbag!"
"oh, well great, because my ass is RANK!"

by clrrksinger March 20, 2008