Twitter Boy

A young person that stands close to a less tech-savvy older person and retrieves information on request from an Iphone.
A friend that will check anything you ask promptly from a mobile device.

Hey Twitter Boy, can you get me the score from the football, send three emails and get Danny on youtube?

by Golden Harbour Bridge March 2, 2011

twitter litter

Posting information on Twitter that nobody cares about.

"Yeah, we don't care that you just ate at Wendy's!!! That's just twitter litter."

by g4444444 February 7, 2009

Twitterbater

A person who has a Twitter account they regularly update and that no one beyond themselves reads. Aware of the lack of traffic, they keep at it, seemingly Twittering only for their own self-gratification or to make themselves feel more important/special.

Guy #1 -- "Hey, guys! You should check out my Twitter page, it's crazy cool!" *walks off*

Guy #2 -- "Think that guy knows no one cares?"

Guy #3 -- "Yeah, definite Twitterbater."

by lumbersmith March 24, 2009

twitteree

one who tweets in or out of twitter

That celeb is a non-stop twitteree! Tweet! Tweet! Tweet!

by timlight January 29, 2010

Twitter mongerer

Someone who stirs up hatred or gossip on Twitter

"I can't believe seasoning chan said breathing sucks, she should be canceled for offending mermaids"
"stop being a Twitter mongerer"

by ClappinCoronaCheeks69 April 1, 2021

Twitter

Ok, so Twitter is a social media app that people do social media stuff on. But this one is different than the others. This one is normally fine if you have a couple k followers, but if you get too popular you get a kind of cancer called "Stan's." When that happens people basically stalk you online. And if you say something controversial or political your entire social status will collapse in on itself and explode.

" Twitter is fucking cancer "

by Calvinator_lmao December 30, 2021

Twittergate

The floodgate disclosure of internal documents from the social media platform Twitter, including but not limited to staff emails, text messages, server queries, network data scrapes, deleted folders /files, communications with US Government officials, celebrities, and social media influencers whose contents and nefarious intent was used to control the public disclosure of factual news.
Used as a non-judicially reviewed, authorized, or supported way to violate #1A Constitutional rights of right-wing conservatives and important public figures, with criminal intent to swing elections, hide real information, and manipulate the court of public opinion.

Submitted By: #LanceMigliaccio 'The Big Mig'

The current Wash DC administration had created an illegal pipeline of access to many big tech social media platforms and was using it as a way to control and restrict news that would otherwise negatively impact the public reputation of DC leadership. The explosive 'Twittergate' document exposure was just one example proving this overreaching manipulation of mainstream media outlets like Twitter existed on a national scale.

by @LanceMigliaccio December 4, 2022