Getting Mud for the Turtle

To engage in anal intercourse; to insert one's penis into another's rectum.

I accidently walked in on Dad and Aunt Gloria. he had her bent over and was getting mud for the turtle. I may need to seek therapy.

by Blenderhead91 April 9, 2009

Turtle Head

Usually a turd that is on its way out and you have not made it to a toilet.

OH, Man I've got to crap really bad. I have a turtle head licking/chewing cotton.

by Jerry Shaffer June 15, 2004

Turtle chaser

A slow driver in the left lane on a highway, and being passed by people in the further right lanes.

Gebs1: Im boxed in and this turtle chaser is makin' me mad!

Gebs2: It's either an old person or woman, they always go slow in the left lane.

wait for it......

Gebs1: yup, old peron.

by Kmoney756 March 9, 2010

pet turtle

When your man's junk is peeking out from the bottom of his inappropriately short shorts. See the peek-a-boo. Antonym: hidden tortoise.

Dude, I don't wanna see your pet turtle, there are children near by.

by Testudines69 January 16, 2011

Slurping Turtle

An extremely slow blowjob.

"That bitch gave me a slurping turtle last night, it took like an hour for me not to come."

by Das Kabong December 16, 2011

Turtle Swag

Samuel Wallner

Samuel Wallner is the definition of turtle swag.

by tupacfolyfebrah May 19, 2013

If the turtle cage is dirty....I aint payin for it

This refers to an escort or expensive prostitute with a dirty coochie that is not deserving of payment or asking price.

Hey bruh, this bottom bitch on 5th tried to charge fat stacks to go around the world on a used up baby ho. I told the bitch,"if the turtle cage is dirty....I aint payin for it"

by charlo June 10, 2014