Timeshitting

Timesheeting at a public toilet. When a public toilet cleaner ticks off their daily assigned tasks at regular intervals, while reporting any defect or breakdown, on a washroom inspection card.

The poor sanitary conditions at most public toilets worldwide shows that most janitors pay lip service to timeshitting, who are often pissed off by the inconsiderate behaviors of some members of the public, such as squatting with their dirty shoes on the toilet bowl, failing to flush the toilet after use, and stealing toilet rolls.

by Fasters January 26, 2022

toliet timer

this is where, the male is masturbating himself while the female is waiting to get a load in her face, but instead of a load, the male pisses in the females face, and sees how long he can piss without her throwing a fit, then recording the time.

"dude, last night, i got a new whore, and took the toliet timer to a 27 seconds!"

by whatthefuck69 January 20, 2009

Mass times Acceleration

Force

Force=Mass Times Acceleration

by Little terry April 26, 2010

extreme times

This is said by radio personalities and news casters to describe the hardships that we are all enduring throughout the Covid-19 pandemic.

The radio guy said that through these extreme times we are all in this together and that we will beat this virus if we just self quarantine.

by JoeyBomm April 28, 2020

Social Timer

An imaginary timer a person has for how long they can be out or hang out with friends/family/etc before they start to get tired.

Kris: Hey Julie what’s wrong, you look tired .

Julie: Yeah sorry my social timer ran out.

by ScorpionTheeGreat January 17, 2021

Before Times

Before COVID-19.

We used to go to the same club in 2019 in the before times.

Ignorance was bliss in January 2020 in the “Before Times”

by TashiC March 21, 2021

Fast Times at 53 minutes 5 seconds

A moment people who like Boobies enjoy pausing.

Steve Harrington : Do you know who pauses Fast Times at 53 minutes 5 seconds ? People who likes boobies, Robin !
Robin : Ew ! Gross. Don't say Boobies.
Steve : It's not a big deal, okay ? I like Boobies, you like boobies.

by miss_grain_dsel June 16, 2022