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Two-way ticket

When you and your buddy exchange shits into eachother’s assholes.
Wanna come over later for a two-way ticket?
by hitlersashes December 6, 2019
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keep it a ticket

To keep it even more than a buck or a stack.
My dude let me keep it a stack nah, let me keep it a ticket.
by Clynetell June 19, 2023
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wolf ticket

The phrase "wolf ticket" is the result of a misunderstood African-American slang expression for the practice of verbal intimidation, "sellin' woof tickets," that was incorrectly transposed by whites. Over time, the corrupted nomenclature has become accepted terminology.

"Woofing," or "woofin'," like "signifyin'" and "talkin' trash," is part of the African-American oral tradition. The term is derived from the onomatopoeic expression of the sound of, for instance, a junkyard dog barking to ward off potential intruders.

"Sellin' woof tickets" is engaging in threatening or intimidating verbal aggression, usually without the intent of actually doing physical harm. In West African and African-American cultures, verbal sparring and physical displays traditionally were employed as proxies for physical violence to preserve life and maintain peace and order. Woofin' also can be a means of "calling someone out," of challenging an opponent to a verbal or physical match.

See also "playing the dozens."

A wolf ticket is also a counterfeit ticket or bogus entry pass to an event, like a rock concert or an athletic contest, sold by a scalper.

(My wording from Wikipedia, the online encyclopedia.)
"Man, Butterball's on the corner sellin' woof tickets. Let's go watch!"
by deeceevoice September 14, 2004
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Ticketmaster

My friend was injured when he was mugged, I just went to Ticketmaster so avoided the beating when my pockets were emptied
by drstonk July 27, 2022
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Poon Ticket

Used almost exclusively by men. When a girl sends you a text message that confirms either directly or indirectly that you will get some from her, that message is known as a "Poon Ticket".
Guy 1: *phone goes off, indicating a text message* Dude! I'm getting some tonight!
Guy 2: Show me that text! *steals phone* Oh, damn, show me that Poon Ticket!
Guy 1: ULTISNECIOUS
by Oingo Boingo June 20, 2007
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ticket nazi

the woman cop in south bound brook new jersey that gives tickets for the littlest things
"im riding my bike without a helmet OH NO HERE COMES THE TICKET NAZI"
by rhyann August 26, 2005
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golden ticket

Letting women know what your "packing" with by saying you us only the Golden wrapped magnums.
Hey Yo Shawty... I got that golden ticket!
by foxtrot_gumbo January 4, 2008
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