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In my 15 years of teaching...

When the teacher sits on her desk and says this, you *know* the entire class failed.
Friend: hey what did you get for math finals
You: I's got an f+
Friend: Oof
You: ikr
Teacher: *sits down on desk*
Friend: oh no here it comes
You: what comes?
Teacher: In my 15 years of teaching... I have never seen so many people fail the finals. It's literally THE FINALS!
*continues ranting for 3 hours*
Teacher: *takes a deep breath* Ya get that!?
Everyone: omfg finally
by TF2_Fan69 August 4, 2021
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techniculties

I'm sorry I can't get skype to work, I'm just really having some techniculties here.
by carnut11 September 11, 2009
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technicolour

Some weird song about colours or something, idk.
(Eurovision fan1) -Hey, have you heard that song Technicolour?
(Eurovision fan2)-Yea, it's a song about colours or something, idk.
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technically

A word used to preface a bad justification, normally following the person being wrong but believing they can talk their way out of it.
Technically, using a dildo from a mold of myself isn't gay. It's masturbating.
by Firk Mikus April 5, 2021
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Technical Virgin

A man/woman, who by definition is a virgin due to non-existence of sexual intercourse in their life, but who has otherwise sexually gratified the other gender (or the same gender) with the use of their hands, mouth, or buttocks.
Dude: I totally got my rocks off with Stacy last night.

Girl: But isn't Stacy a virgin?

Dude: Correction, she's a Technical Virgin, she's been giving blowjobs and handjobs since she was 14, and i dumped my load in my ass when i was done.
by thebiglebowski007 October 23, 2011
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technicolor wolves

a band from Palm Desert california. They specialize in Stop Motion Indie Funk and rock the hell out of the desert.
by Purple Tech October 21, 2008
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please refer to bums as hygiene impaired squeegee technicians now
person; look at that bum taking a shit in the box
other person; they're called hygiene impaired squeegee technicians now
person; screw political correctness
by todd March 26, 2004
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