looks like someone took the slow train from Philly

code for "check out the slut"

as stated by Angela from The Office

Mark: haha looks like someone took the slow train from Philly

Dave: oh i know, do you see that skirt?

by yeeeeebaby December 1, 2009

My body took a screenshot

All this means is. You get scared and you freeze for a second.

You see something scary and you freeze, when something scary happens fast and you freeze for a second until you react

oh my gawd, Bro my body took a screenshot, that bitch is scary. Danm

by WhOsToLeMyBluEsHaRpIe March 10, 2021

spit took

After an individual has performed oral sex, an act of suddenly spitting out the semen in response to something funny or surprising.

Tim: "Wtf Nancy, you spat all my cum on me."
Nancy: "Sorry, you shouldn't have made me laugh then, I spit took"

Dan: "how was last night with Jake"
Kirsten:"it was good, but after I gave him a BJ, he made me laugh at the wrong time and I spit took"

by Ridlhasmanboobs69 April 13, 2021

you're so sussy i know you took my fortnite card

I know you took my $19 fortnite card, GIVE ME MY $19 FORTNITE CARD, You better give me my $19 fortnite card, I need $19 FORTNITE CARD NOOOW!

Guy 1: you're so sussy i know you took my fortnite card
Guy 2: I didn't take it
Guy 1: That's a bit SUS

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ June 3, 2021

I just took a fat shit

Coming out of the bathroom feeling refreshed because you know that you just took the most fattest shit ever.

Maddy/Wayne: Yo I just took a fat shit!
Christina: :)

by Thisfatassbitch May 5, 2021

she took the kids

What happens when your wife catches you lackin.

Guy 1: I cant believe she took the kids
Guy 2: That's pretty gay

by Tempis October 4, 2018

I guess she took the kids, huh?

Use this when you lose custody.

"Hit or miss, I guess she took the kids, huh?"

"Shouldn't have drank too much, I guess she took the kids, huh?"

by worm meat December 1, 2018