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trumped dump

When you walk around telling your buddies that you going to take a dump, a tremendous, big league dump. You go to the bathroom and only fart a bunch.
I took a trumped dump at work today. My co workers don't want to hear about it anymore.
by cheeseman 2010 November 14, 2016
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Trumped It

1) Double downing on a position that offends large swaths of people while simultaneusly being pressured to retract said position, and subsequently making it clear that you don't give a fuck.
When asked to retract his statement that all Muslims should be banned from the United States, Donald Trump Trumped It like a boss and reiterated that "we have to do something until we can 'figure out' what's going on."

Despite Mike saying that Christians were the reason for America's weak economy while intoxicated, he Trumped It the next day while sober.
by AlbertoatLosPalmos October 12, 2016
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tumped

"Damn girl you got tumped!"
by cec.face July 10, 2009
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donald trumped

Verb- Meaning to fire, or discharge from employment (In reference to the catch phrase "You're Fired" used by Donald Trump on the reality show The Apprentice.
She needs to be Donald Trumped
by MoNY1 December 25, 2008
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Trumped

Did you hear that Donald Trump got Trumped by NBC, Macy's, and other major corporations because Mr. Trump is a racist.
by Liberal1993 September 12, 2015
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Trumped

José, Juan, and Muhammad all got Trumped.
by The Legendary Joe Curtis October 14, 2016
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Crust-Thumper

Crust-thumper, noun; a person, typically male, who engages in the sexual act of crust thumping.

Crust-thumping, verb; a sexual act whereby a male engages in vaginal intercourse with a female who is currently menstruating. After the male has ejaculated, he removes his penis from the female's vagina and allows the menstrual blood to dry on his penis, giving a unique rust-like texture. He then proceeds to have anal intercourse with said female. The usual discomfort of anal intercourse, combined with the characteristic texture of a crust-thumper's penis results in almost exclusive pleasure for the male, and a somewhat strained relationship thereafter with the female.
Inquisitive friend: "Hey Ben, where are you off to?"

Ben: "Going to a feminism meeting. They spend so much of their time menstruating all over current affairs that I should be able to thump crust until they're all walking like John Wayne."

No-longer-inquisitive friend: "Aaaaah you old crust-thumper you!"
by crust_thumper August 4, 2011
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