Swol

Logan. Muscular beyond compare. Stronger then one thousand John Cenas.

Did you see Logan today?

The swol one?! Sure did!

by CLIFFORDCONDA45 September 25, 2017

swole

Swole: To be swole is to be an alpha. The leader of the pack. Swole is the epitome of being a man. Look no further than swolebay.com (swole-bay) to get yourself SWOLE AF!

Bro, you've been on swole-bay for sure, you're looking JACKED AF

by SwoleBay March 25, 2020

Douche Smolt

A young person or kid who is acting like a complete and utter douche bag. A play on salmon smolt which spawn and swim out to sea- a douche smolt spawns and migrates to where it can be the most douchey, around older douche bags.

That little kid is a pathetic douche smolt. Look how he migrates toward all those big groups of douche bags.

by The_JDH July 24, 2009

Swoleosis

Suffering from extreme swoleness, anger, and/or madness.

Symptoms include redness in the face.

Raising and straining of the voice at others.

Movement of the body in an angrily fashion.

Axel:Hey did you see that kid with the red ass face?

Tom: Oh, him? He's suffering from extreme swoleosis.

by ChrisJawns May 28, 2010

sholtis

1) from the Latin root word "shortis stumpi"

2) the opposite of nardo

3) someone who is so money that passer-byers just stare in awe and wonder

4) the arch nemises of the comic book character "The Groomsinator"

5) also used as "Sholtergeist" as slang for the hit movie Poltergeist

That guy who just one the spelling bee has sholtis skills.

by Football GA October 23, 2006

swole and roll

The act of lifting weights at the gym and immediately following it up with drinking at a bar.

Girl... The gym is NOT an excuse to flake on that happy hour tonight, all the homies are going. You just gotta pull a swole and roll, so you can celebrate your sweet triceps with a shitload of beer.

by bollywoodandbiceps January 22, 2014

Swolemate

Great in the sack and for the six-pack.

A cutie that does good for the booty.
The workout partner your heart desires and body requires.

Girlfriend: Let's try to get through 100 squats without any breaks
Boyfriend: Let's goOooOooOoOoOoOoOooooOo swolemate

by Thrompis June 3, 2018