Suspense

When a white girl decides to dodge every attempt a black man makes at giving them a label.

Phil: So what are we?
Gwyn: We're people phil. Now listen to this new Gambino track please.
Phil: Fuck this suspense man.

by Joeytrap July 3, 2018

Susaphone

The most epic/stupid instrument in marching band. People who play it are either ridiculously skinny or morbidly obese, and have some sort of character disorder. The players are slightly insane, because the instrument weighs about 40 pounds, and it rests directly on a single shoulder for the majority of a 3-5 hour practice.

Good players talk about playing riddiculously loud, and how the susa's suck, and how if they had contra's they'd be much better.

That susaphone player's a real duchebag.

by Vivasol October 2, 2011

Suspended

Something that happens right after you give the autistic kid the one chip challenge.

I got suspended after the autistic kid died because I gave him the toe of satan…

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 12, 2023

belt-and-suspenders man

In-the-closet male transvestite. Wears trousers held up with a belt. Underneath wears stockings and suspenders.

If only he knew that he should have used BRACES to provide additional trouser (not pants) security.

Example must have at least 20 letters and 3 words blah blah blah

by fubarderby February 11, 2005

Suspended in Animation

1. An ass that would not move if you slapped it because it is that thick
2. Kim Kardashian's ass is suspended in animation

Damn! That girl's ass is Suspended in animation

by hoosierricanbabi March 14, 2012

racist suspect

Any white person that is able to practice white supremacy (racism).

If a person says they are a white person and you deem the person as able to practice racism (white supremacy), according to counter-racist logic, the person is a racist suspect.

by Epsteins child agent October 31, 2020

suspects

Another slang term for a group of black people. Notice how suspects in criminal cases are always black people?

Look at those suspects walking over there

by madig January 10, 2011