shlitzed

a hybrid of being shitfaced and blitzed

"That kid was so shlitzed he jumped out of the moving car because they were passing Taco Bell."

by fuegotangerine October 6, 2009

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slitting edge

A cutting edge technology that is grossly overpriced, quickly outdated or just plain unnecessary, resulting in significant financial burden or buyer's remorse.

Instead of paying the rent, Al spent his $599 on a slitting edge iPhone.

by kris takahashi May 3, 2010

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A guy with a hot piece of ass, but happens to be the biggest prick on this planet. This wonderfully versatile insult implies that the person being insulted may be hot, but is rather slow-witted and is an enormous asshole.

Zoe: "Ugh, why is Dan such a fucking slitherbutt?!?"

Kiersten: "I dunno, he's like the lord of all slitherbutts."

by ThunderingAlicorn August 1, 2014

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shlitter

short for "shitty litter." The left over remnants and pieces of a big shit that does not make it down the bowl when flushed. Can be floaters (in the water) or stickies (on the side of the bowl).

"Hey, who left all the shlitter in the crapper!?"

by Jack Hughman January 22, 2017

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Slitch

Slitch! I somehow thought years ago I came up with this word myself. However, my definition went as such... Slitch, being made by combining slut & bitch together. Was meant to be everything you do love about a slut, and everything you do love about a bitch, and none of the shyte you hate. So was meant to be a positive spin.

Hope you appreciate my take on the word.

#Mon#akaShaneqa#akaMo#

I'm vibing with that Slitch!

That Slitch is gonna take care of my primal itch!
My Slitch ain't no witch!

by Mondayne October 11, 2018

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