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Slytherpuff 

A Slytherpuff is a person who has the loyalty of a Hufflepuff and the ruthlessness of a Slytherin They are formidable people!
"That was a plan worthy of a Slytherpuff"
Slytherpuff by Slytherpuff Forever September 1, 2013

Slytherpuff 

A syltherpuff is someone who has loads of sarcasm, but is too kind to use it to offend somebody. If they do offend someone on purpose, they will feel bad right after. They are 2 stubborn to apologize but wanting to desperatly!
“I think that slytherpuff felt bad for calling me dumb, but they have not apologized”
Slytherpuff by The slytherin May 29, 2018

Skitterpuff 

1. An insult towards another; as in calling one an "asshole" or "fag"

2. Of or pertaining to being handicapped in motion. Acting like a "retard"

3. Fairyish
Wow... you've been acting like a skitterpuff.
Skitterpuff by CarolinaCountry September 14, 2006

cursed.slytherpuff

cursed.slytherpuff is the most awesome tiktok star EVER IN EXISTENCE. And he’s Pansexual.

cursed.slytherpuff also has a YouTube channel with the same name.

On Wattpad he is luukdecoolegast where he is really famous with his almost none followers.

His crushes are:
Himself.
Sybill Trelawney
Remus Lupin
Sirius black
Dane DeHaan
Ben Barnes
ANDREW GARFIELD
Daniel Radcliffe

Tonks
Timothée Chalamet (idk how to write his name lol)
Emma Watson
Evanna Lynch
TOM MOTHERFOEKING HOLLAND
and more👹🤌
cursed.slytherpuff is the best person on tiktok.
PERIODT.

Slytherpuff 

A person who is too gay to function
Kid 1: "He is so gay, I couldn't even carry on a conversation with him."

Kid 2: "Wow. What a slytherpuff."
Slytherpuff by crumb1121 January 17, 2012
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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