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Danish Strudel

The act of relaxing one's bowels and expelling carefully aimed fecal matter from the anus into an exposed fat roll of a gluttonous unsightly woman of great mass (fat person) and then proceeding to simulate intercourse using this excrement filled fat roll.
Terry: "Yo' Dave! I just Danish Strudeled fat Jane!"

Dave: "You sick fuck Terry."
by El Hombre' July 5, 2012
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fake strobe

the act of blinking your eyes really fast and moving around slowly. thus, creating the strobe light effect.
gd : i wish i had a strobe light!
lh : you can make your own strobe light!!!
gd : how???!!!
lh : just blink your eyes..really fast and move your arms around real slow.
gd : lol wow hold on...OMFG I LOVE IT
lh : get some techno and now you can fake strobe!!!
by liana!! December 14, 2008
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Slye's Strudel

A delicious breakfast pastry, covered in the surgery honeydew of nirvana and filled with the blissful tastes of everlasting pleasure.

Also: something you, yes, YOU, will never ever get.
You: O! Me WANTZ Slye's Strudel NOAWZ!!!

Slye, owner of Strudel: No, YOU NOES HAZ STRUDELZ!!!
by Slye Scourge August 24, 2008
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Steubenville Stunner

As you're making out with your girlfriend/buss down/ setup (standing), stop and get her to start talking about some random bullshit you don't care about. While she is midsentence give her the Stone Cold Stunner, knocking her out completely. Then do your thang. You'll have approximately 45 minutes so act quickly.

Side Note: If the Stunner doesn't knock her out on the first try, you may wanna try the sleeper hold or even The People's Elbow. Shoutout to 1990s WWF.
Example 1

Male 1: So how'd it go last night?
Male 2: All she wanted to do was makeout. So I got her in a conversation about her ex-boyfriend and Steubenville Stunnered her ass!

Example 2

Male 1: Bro, we ran Polar Express on her!
Male 2: How'd you manage that!?! She hasn't put out since Bob Barker hosted The Price Is Right!
Male 1: Performed a grade A Steubenville Stunner.
Male 2: Nice.
by SGT. NAFTA December 6, 2010
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strobes

Man that chick has some bigass strobes. I wanna run it in between 'em.

Hey ho, show me dem strobes!

Damn foo, your bitch has got some lopsided-ass strobes.
by Ian June 16, 2003
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strobel

verb to find a girl wildly attractive and/or alluring, and yet do nothing about said attraction
Seth saw her from across the room: she was devastatingly gorgeous; and all he wanted to do was talk to her. Though instead of asking her out, he just strobelled her and went home.
by Joshua SL March 30, 2008
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struber

When you are trying to be insulting but you misspell the word and are a moron.
Luis A Zubieta is a struber
by ReaperUnit June 20, 2019
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