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stretching the truth

Refers to the enormous sideways "expanding" of the "honesty line" (i.e., the "straight 'n' narrow" ink-trace that is drawn when the subject is not lying) that occurs whenever Hap Shaughnessy takes a polygraph test while reciting one of his grandiose tales of phenomenal past accomplishments/escapades.
When his fellow villagers disgustedly waved off his amazing tales of howling adventures and intrigue during his trip as an ambassador, Will Rogers indignantly snorted that he hoped that a building would fall in on him if he'd "padded the facts" at all about his recent political adventures, and a huge brick chimney immediately did collapse and shower him with bricks and powdery mortar-dust (he wasn't hurt -- no worries). Kind of a crude and "extreme" polygraph-device, but it did indeed show that Will had evidently been stretching the truth somewhat.
by QuacksO April 16, 2019
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Stretch Style's

Is a person on the make, or a hustler. Usually from the street's, like a street punk (PUNK ROCK) hardcore individual.
Usually heavily tattooed and speak's in slang.
Live's life day to day like it was the last. No fear and does not care. This person blend's in a crowd when needed and is all way's under minded. Gang oriented and street smart. Usually violent and will attack with out notice. Like's loud music and easy women. Liquor is a pass time, you can find these individual's in the big city.
I seen stretch style's on the block today!!!
by Drifter13 July 31, 2011
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womp stretch

The act of inserting two penises into one vagina.
I can't believe she let us womp stretch her last night, does that make us gay?
by Blue bars January 30, 2016
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STRETCH ARMSTRONG

I'm just going to go in the bedroom and stretch armstrong.
by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004
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out-stretched

abstract things that are not broken but tested to see how far they will bend.
e.g. patience, morals, ideology, any kind of emotion et cetera
recurrent patterns. again out-stretched. you throw the furniture out the window and wait for my reaction. no its not adding more charm or mystery. you don't understand, do you. that its about here and now and im struggling to be any clearer than i have been.
Have you ever met someone who cares like i do? Yeah? OK. Because you're behaving like you don't know what the fuck is going on.
by Krkič December 26, 2019
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Stretched Lips

When you try and eat something and your lips get permanent stretch marks.
Who you foolin'? You gots stretched lips from suckin' on the cucumber fool.
by alkdjnne October 13, 2008
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Stretch Gang

A collective of all people with uncircumcised penises
all my homies are uncut #stretch gang
by yttrii August 3, 2021
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