static life

Welcome to the static life, here you are safe from the impression that your so low your on bags…

I’m not a bitch I’m apart of the static life #fuckbags

by The static kids November 21, 2021

Static vr

Playboy carti vamp and beats the shit out of everyone in gorrila tag and would do anything to fuck playboy carti. End the life of marqueef and garoot at any game.

Marquuef :Static vr your to good and gorrila tag

Ik

by Daddy crabtree February 26, 2022

Staticus

An individual whom enjoys being on the receiving end of Anal and Facials whilst playing a banjo to the tune of "its raining men". Can sometimes be to the tune of "YMCA".

"Did you hear Dustin was into staticus? He was with Joe last night!"

by rejectionh December 11, 2022

Static-Ninja11

I’m homophobic

Damn, static-ninja11 is homophobic. I like it

by Yes Because Yes February 17, 2023

Spasticated Twat

Someone in Britain who is so fucking stupid and brain dead, you call them a Spasticated Twat.

Example

British guy 1: *does something stupid*
British guy 2: what the fuck is wrong with you, you spasticated twat?

by xHybridDragonx March 6, 2023

flame_static

knife aka black loser gets no bread

Example: flame_static gay

by Feelep April 23, 2019

cum spastic

A person that doesn't enjoy or appreciate men's semen

Hey how was your date?

Yes not bad she rocked in the sack but turned out to be a cum spastic so won't be going back there again

by Tugnets da troll December 2, 2021