Snapplegasm

1.The experience you feel whenever you read a Snapple Fact.

2.The sudden realization that the sun is 9900 degrees.

The Snapplegasm caused Berry to stare at the sun and go blind.

by Thepersonwhopostedthis February 20, 2011

SnapplePedia

Turning Snapple caps and Wikipedia quotes into infallible words of wisdom. Mostly associated with tweens/teens who gather all of their "intelligence" from unreliable sources such as the ones stated above.

I read on a Snapple cap and in an article of Wikipedia that Hitler had three testicles.-13 year old "genius"

That dude SnapplePedia

by Mr.Struts November 28, 2012

Strapplenut

a faggot strapped to my nuts oh

strapplenut extrapolate tortalini

by kanyay August 12, 2013

Staplerred

the action of performing a drive-by style attack on coworkers in an office setting by rolling your chair past their cubicle and throwing large items such as staplers, hole punches, or paperweights at them to mark your turf or to intimidate them. can be accompanied by a terrifying battle cry or done by stealth attack.

dude, L just staplerred that new guy in the face! he's totally her bitch now!

by Chad Zappa December 5, 2013

Snapples on my Apples

A phrase that can be used for pretty much any situation, but it is usually used to express frustration, surprise, or butthurt. Occasionally, it can also be a memorable catch phrase.

Dave: Oh shit, we aced our group project!
John: Snapples on my Apples!

by The Mysterious Stranger April 7, 2015

Shapples

'Shapples'is the Aussie reference to SHE'LL BE APPLES. This reference is the same as saying "she'll be right mate".

Faark mate your toe is cut bad......'shapples'

by STREATA March 23, 2017

snapplefuzz

Way too much peach fuzz that climbs up a girls navel, or arse crack!

While at the beach dajockamoe looked over to check out this beautiful girl. The sun was angled just right when I noticed the abundance of Snapplefuzz climbing out of her bikini bottoms.

by Dajockamoe December 17, 2020