stapling a sticky note

Used to describe someone taking joy in doing extra work that will make little or no difference (a sticky note should stick to a surface by itself, but some add a staple to it just to make sure it does not).

Your brother was stapling a sticky note when he made a second batch of pasta even when he knew the first batch was more than enough.

by Brother's Third Wheel May 3, 2018

staphen

A male with 2 wives in seperate locations with them not being aware of each other. Typical excuses are working nightshift or working late.

Staphen likes his wives in pairs.

by Juan Tana Mera May 24, 2018

stapod

A person beyond stupid

A: Wha's 9 + 10?
B: Umm.. 21
A: U STAPOD

by ZynChroMaTiK November 21, 2018

stapoop

the process of only being able to poop staplers

I can not come out tonight I have stapoop!

by Cora Nolise Gim June 19, 2019

Stapler

Jason Grace's love interest, competing with the brick for Jason's everlasting love - the most epic love triangle of all time

1: Jason x Stapler is my OTP!!
2: Stfu, he belongs with the brick!!!
1: NOOOO JASON X STAPLER!
2: BRASON!
1: STAPLER!!
3: Percy Jackson is such a gEnERiC, nORmAL fandom

by maytemei12 January 27, 2021

staplen

literally the most amazing person EVER I love them sooo much more than anything, words can't describe how much they mean to me, they're perfect and amazing I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

staplen u r the most amazing person ever don't ever think otherwise

by fetussatann best friend 👭 March 30, 2021

staple fall

Staple your dick to the wall, walk then fall to the gound.

I'd rather staple fall than clip your dogs nails

by Madmarticus July 11, 2021