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J torrie smacker

When u swing your cock round and it hits the bed post causing big bruise
I am going to j torrie smacker myself
by Naw sack July 2, 2020
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P. Stalker

P.STALKER is someone who engages in STALKING.
They do not only stalk but also SUI, therefore they are the SUI STALKER.
The term is commonly used to refer to Parint P. Stalker, who incidentally is also the President of the Gang Dek Kee Sui.
Parint P. Stalker is the most SUI STALKER of the century.
by DeGreat December 15, 2010
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teflon slacker

Someone who puts off not doing things no matter what significance it has, and when the last minutes comes, decides it wasn't all that important along. Someone not treatable by advisers, tutors, etc.
Studying is crap for me. I'm the teflon slacker.
by mattematics December 7, 2011
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Stoned Slackers

Viewing Audience of The Daily Show, according to Bill O'Reily. Studies have shown that contrary to O'Reily's position, viewers of The Daily Show are obscenely better informed and more well educated than viewers of O'Reily's show on Fox News. Rather than being evidence that marijuana is good for you, this is merely evidence that Fox News is for idiot freepers, and that a "fake news" comedy show is more educational than The O'Reily Factor.
Even a bunch of stoned slackers are smarter than the people who watch Fox News, so Bill O'Reily should just shut-up.
by Ian December 7, 2004
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smackerel

The amount of honey that Whinne the Pooh eats, everytime he puts his hand in the honey pot.
"Mmm delicous, just a smackerel of honey."
by davo99 December 26, 2011
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slacker

A slacker is someone who while being intelligent, doesn't really feel like doing anything. A good example would be someone who gets Bs and As, while doing absolutely nothing other than playing video games on occasion.
Being a typical slacker, Yuri didn't feel like doing his english report. Fuck it. Not doing it would only bring him down 3 points. Besides I'm playing video games.
by KJLYuri April 10, 2005
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Instagram Stalker

When someone always looking on your Instagram and liking all your pictures
Omg! Squidward keeps liking all my posts! He's such an Instagram Stalker!
by Instagram Stalker February 8, 2015
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