Sporking

The act of spooning but with added fingers

Willemina made James a lovely strong cup of tea and on returning to bed, recieved a tender sporking from him.

by Candivontron August 11, 2010

spork-bat

A combination of spoon, fork, and baseball bat, used to smite noobs on IRC.

<freeone3000> mayz I hiteth j00 with a tit spork-bat?

by BleakVoid May 13, 2005

Safety Spork

A Spork rendered safe for use by minors, sufferers of involuntary spasms and those who are extremely co-ordinationally challenged.

Namely, a spoon.

Ruprecht, you know what happens when you don't wear your eye-patch and use your Safety Spork..

by RepeelableDecals August 17, 2006

spork

a salad fork. you know it's kind of like a sppon with pointy bits

i used a spork to get all this salad on my plate

by salad finger October 23, 2007

Sporking the Wolf

A common defense to wolf attacks when neither fork nor spoon are handy.

Andrea sure sporked that wolf.

Sporking the wolf is both educational and necessary when dealing with an angry wolf.

by Newby October 26, 2007

sporking

The shortened version of sport fucking. Having sex outside of any context of a committed relatonship.

I am giving up sporking because I am waiting for a committed relationship.

by Sheri K November 28, 2009

meat spork

another common name for a male penis

He tried to pork Judy with his meat spork.

by Kris August 10, 2004