The most masterfully thought out and constructed creation of all human existence, all other memes kneel before Spongebob. Kings bow down to the intricate ingenious hidden in each moment of very episode, it is the epitome of all things good and wise
I love Spongebob
by Fläming swords January 31, 2017
Get the Spongebobmug. Bro that yellow nigga is a spongebob
by NiggaImGay September 15, 2018
Get the Spongebobmug. A square sponge that wears square pants. He has his own animated television show on Nick and is appealing to kids because of the child-oriented animation, his not-so-bright best-friend Patrick, and stupid things he does. The show is also appealing to teenagers and adults because of the inside jokes that only they would understand and catch, its can in a minor way relate to the older audience in some way, the not-so-bright best-friend Patrick, and he stupid things he does, usually with patrick and/or squidward, the depressed, boring, Mr. Downside neighbor.
SpongeBob: (after waking up from a bad dream with every main charater) Ah!
(sees everyone hovering over his bed)
SpongeBob: Hey. What's going on? Are we having a pajama party?
Squidward: No! We are not!
Sandy Cheeks: Just do us all a favor and stay out of our dreams!
Squidward: Don't we get enough of you in the day?
Gary: Meow!
Patrick: Does anybody have a quarter?
(sees everyone hovering over his bed)
SpongeBob: Hey. What's going on? Are we having a pajama party?
Squidward: No! We are not!
Sandy Cheeks: Just do us all a favor and stay out of our dreams!
Squidward: Don't we get enough of you in the day?
Gary: Meow!
Patrick: Does anybody have a quarter?
by showing the adult in kid shows January 28, 2011
Get the spongebobmug. The act of shoving a bag of drugs, and/or or associated paraphernalia, down the front of their pants when a cop is sighted nearby in order to avoid legal troubles. Spongebobing often can lead to Ghost Taint.
'Shit, we are getting pulled over, Spongebob that pipe and the weed, quick!'
'It's too hot, I'll burn my unit!'
'If the cop finds that, I will make you my Bottom Bunk Bitch.'
'I would rather toast my junk than that!'
'You'll only get a little Ghost Taint.'
'It's too hot, I'll burn my unit!'
'If the cop finds that, I will make you my Bottom Bunk Bitch.'
'I would rather toast my junk than that!'
'You'll only get a little Ghost Taint.'
by Mr. Bu Grundy June 21, 2010
Get the Spongebobmug. the act of giving oral sex to a girl by filling a sponge with water shoving it up her pussy then blowing on it to send the water shooting out, usually produces a huge orgasm.
by sourcreamizdashit May 2, 2009
Get the spongebobmug. Calling someone Spongebob implies they are being a square and are wearing their square pants. A square is a sensible, straight laced, often boring person.
Harry: You coming out tonight John? It’s going to be a messy one.
John: No mate, I'm going to get an early night.
Harry: Come on! Don’t be such a Spongebob.
John: No mate, I'm going to get an early night.
Harry: Come on! Don’t be such a Spongebob.
by openthewindowwide September 22, 2014
Get the Spongebobmug. When a skinny, snobby, entitled chick wears butt & form-fitting pants, but her butt, waist and lower back are all the same width, giving not the appearance of an hourglass figure and a shapely rump, but rather the appearance of a square box from the middle of her back to the top of her hamstrings.
Dude, how's that date go the other night? Well, she wore Spongebob Baylypants and her ass looked like ole square pants himself, and when she took them off at the end of the night, it was not much better, but I did make that square box butt jiggle from her back to the top of her legs when I did the deed!
by Stagmen June 26, 2017
Get the spongebob baylypantsmug.