A cross between a Spoon and a Knife. It is also used to describe someone who is a goon and a overall fucking weird twat.
by ChickenKFCNandosMcdonaldsDixy May 12, 2016
Get the Spoif mug.The act of sitting on your soulmates face (sit.on.my.face) in an effort to relax yourself in a comfortable seated position because your exhausted from all shit you've had to deal with through your current husband(s).
Mary: I'm so tired I can't wait to just sit down.
Vin: Stop by baby gurl and SOMF. I just cleaned up the mess from last night.
Vin: Stop by baby gurl and SOMF. I just cleaned up the mess from last night.
by Whiteboyprobz May 17, 2017
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Get the sponfest mug.An acronym that was expanded on during a conversation by a small group of friends in the mid 80s in Spring Valley CALIFORNIA. It was derived from many sayings, quotes, and jokes. "what did the girl say to pinocchio when he she sat on his face- LIE TO ME LIE TO ME"...."mustache rides 50 cents"...."as long as I have a face, you have a place to sit"...."S.O.M.F.- Sit On My Face". In the conversation of retelling those jokes and acronyms I added "and spin" and the Acronym "S.O.M.F.A.S.- Sit On My Face And Spin" was born. it was later used as the name and prefix to names of my World of Warcraft characters in November of 2011 and beyond. I kept it a secret except for a few friends since it wasn't anywhere on the internet, until now. The name Somfas (as a world of warcraft character name) has been recognized on forums and in game as a Twink, albeit a scrub, since 2011 and is still known and associated with many aspects of the game in good ways and bad, depending on who you ask.
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by Y3rrb0i May 18, 2019
Get the spooferhero mug.“Yo, did you just see Andy lick his toes?”
“Yeah, what a spoof.”
*Peer trips down the stairs*
“SPOOOOF”
“Yeah, what a spoof.”
*Peer trips down the stairs*
“SPOOOOF”
by Cliffski November 21, 2019
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