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Somfas

An acronym that was expanded on during a conversation by a small group of friends in the mid 80s in Spring Valley CALIFORNIA. It was derived from many sayings, quotes, and jokes. "what did the girl say to pinocchio when he she sat on his face- LIE TO ME LIE TO ME"...."mustache rides 50 cents"...."as long as I have a face, you have a place to sit"...."S.O.M.F.- Sit On My Face". In the conversation of retelling those jokes and acronyms I added "and spin" and the Acronym "S.O.M.F.A.S.- Sit On My Face And Spin" was born. it was later used as the name and prefix to names of my World of Warcraft characters in November of 2011 and beyond. I kept it a secret except for a few friends since it wasn't anywhere on the internet, until now. The name Somfas (as a world of warcraft character name) has been recognized on forums and in game as a Twink, albeit a scrub, since 2011 and is still known and associated with many aspects of the game in good ways and bad, depending on who you ask.
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SOMFA

Meaning "sitting on my fucking ass". This is something that Comcast technicians in particular do while either waiting to go to another job, or waiting out the rest of the day before going home. Only the most baller of techs may use this expression.
John just got done with his 10-1 install, and now he said he is SOMFA at the bricks.
by Anonymous1625 December 3, 2009
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SofaSure

A popular expression during the mid 1980's, still used today. Accredited to the "valley girls" of southern California who created their own unique dialect and vernacular. This became highly popular and trendy as it spread across the country and was used in every high school and College Campus in the USA.
Like, I'm sofasure.
by sofasure July 28, 2010
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somasundaram

This word refers to the sexiest man alive.
omg that is somasundaram.
by gaylord daksheesh September 23, 2014
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Sofa Sexual, Sofasexual

A person (Be they Straight, Gay, Lesbian, or Other) who will sleep with either sex just so they can have a sofa to sleep on (i.e. A roof over their head).
Reason for the definition and term Sofa sexual, Sofasexual is. I observed a guy once who swore up and down he was gay, But a week later I saw him hanging all over a girl (acting all boyfriend girlfriend like with her), just so he could have a sofa to sleep on.
by Roadiesteve February 5, 2010
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Sofas Revenge

After ripping brutally horrendous farts on your sofa (often after a full day of Sunday football or college basketball), someone else sits in the same spot and the sofa releases a concealed, stale noxious death gas.
Keggs: Have a seat buddy.
Ilan: Thanks.
Keggs: Whoaaaahhh.... unless you just shart yourself, that is a serious case of sofas revenge.
Ilan: (dead)
by Keglavich2 January 18, 2009
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sofasloth

"Some watch dog you got there, he's nothing but a sofasloth."
by junebuggie March 10, 2009
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