splunker

A word used to replace another.
Normally given to the person you love.

Derek is such a splunker.

by Sara22 March 8, 2008

splunk

not the act of cave exploring, actually the noise of a big terd hitting the water in the toilet. these terds usually clog it

Damn my terd was so huge it felt like it was leavin me sideways! i knew it was huge when i heard it splunk

by Cory W. November 14, 2005

spelunking

Lifting weights with ones penis.

I am a world champion spelunker, I can lift 287 pounds with my penis, I am amazing at spelunking.

by greenwhite55 September 10, 2011

spellunking

The act of icy cold water splashing against your ass during defication.

That turd spellunked cold water up my asshole.

by DzNutz January 27, 2004

Ass Spelunker

One who goes beyond the point of brown nosing, will do anything and go to any lengh to please a boss or superior in the hopes of getting a promotion even if it meens selling out completely.

Did that fucker just rat us out? Yeah,that's not all,he got his own niece fired last week,and now he's our new foreman...what an ass spelunker!!!

by mean mark October 9, 2006

splunk

to fall onto a couch or bed in an extreemly lazy manner with little or no energy expended

After that history test friday, I just went home and splunked.

by Stevieled April 21, 2006

chunk spelunker

A man with a propensity for engaging in anal sex with women of grand proportions.

Eddie got so trashed on Friday that he went all chunk spelunker on that 900lb slab of white beef. When he regained conciousness the next morning, he had to pull on the rope to find his way out. He hasn't been the same since.

by respect the teacher August 14, 2009