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Snotulate

When you hold one nostril of your nose and blow vigorously out of the other nostril, causing a snot rocket to fly out.
They showed me their ugly baby, so I decided to snotulate all over its face.

He just snotulated about 10 feet.

I've been snotulating since I was 8 years old.
by Curculese August 14, 2020
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Shagulate

The action of a bullet hitting a lightsaber, causing it to shatter and coagulate.
Damn son you fucked up that Jedi when the bullet shagulated
by ShadowMew October 11, 2020
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Spatula talk

Boring mundane conversation often coming from family members in old age or younger people who act like them.
Eg. A mother telling her son on the phone that she had a horrible day because she misplaced her spatula which is usually in the second drawer but that everything was redeemed when she found it in the third drawer a few moments later. Spatula talk.
Oh my god; my mom is doing my head in with her spatula talk!

Sorry I’m late. I got stuck on the phone to Aunt Mildred who was spatula talking about her daily activities.
by MrJWD March 23, 2021
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Saturated

Everyone is doing this Bs. Competition is lost, theres no more meaning.
Yeah, clothes in general. I mean what the fuck? You are all looking the same?! This shit is so Saturated. And also... Shien? are U ok.?
by cuntyangel August 7, 2021
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Smartulate

Anybody can speculate about anything, but people who have some background knowledge on a topic can at least smartulate.
As a carpenter with a bathtub in my house, I can speculate about what caused that dam to overflow; but I would prefer to hear someone who knows anything about dams, but wasn't at that dam, smartulate about what went wrong.
by nothing exciting August 19, 2021
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spatula

'spatula likes playing vex 5. no he don't!'
by Xxx69suckerxxX May 18, 2022
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spatulanking

Spatulanking - spanking with a spatula
Modern girls seem to prefer silicone spatulas for their spatulankings for the sound and feel on their naughty butts versus older metal, wood, and plastic designs.
by Grandpa Matt August 17, 2022
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