The process of having intercourse with a really unattractive girl/guy, to ensure you don't catch an STI.
Andy says: I gave that Jodie a Safety Tap last night...
Mike says: Yeah, But she's a minger.
Andy says: Meh, at least I won't get AIDS.
Mike says: Yeah, But she's a minger.
Andy says: Meh, at least I won't get AIDS.
by 123456789123456789abc April 27, 2009
Get the Safety Tap mug.the act of sending a dirty picture message of ones self to their special someone. this picture does not contain nudity while at the same time not leaving much to the imagination...
dude: hey babe, let me get some picks.
chick: i only practice safe sext. is that okay?
dude: no, no its not...
chick: i only practice safe sext. is that okay?
dude: no, no its not...
by w4e2e0d April 5, 2010
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The act of urinating, not due to a biological need or urge, but as a precaution before entering a situation in which excusing one's self to the facilities would be either inconvenient, detrimental, or a social faux pas.
Steve: "Hey, how'd the job interview go?"
Juan: "Their bathrooms were locked, so I couldn't take a safety piss beforehand. Really kinda threw off my mojo."
Donny: "Hey man, save my seat."
James: "Where are you going?"
Donny: "Taking a safety piss; this movie's three hours long!"
Craig: "I really wish I'd taken a safety piss."
Minister: "And do you, Craig, take Tina to be your lawfully wedded wife..."
Juan: "Their bathrooms were locked, so I couldn't take a safety piss beforehand. Really kinda threw off my mojo."
Donny: "Hey man, save my seat."
James: "Where are you going?"
Donny: "Taking a safety piss; this movie's three hours long!"
Craig: "I really wish I'd taken a safety piss."
Minister: "And do you, Craig, take Tina to be your lawfully wedded wife..."
by Darren C August 31, 2010
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Get the safeia mug.A white person in Northwest Wichita, Kansas. One is not not subjected to much crime, potential harmful vices, or much of anything at all.
by Freeby789 October 11, 2014
Get the safecracker mug.An area to escape to in the workplace for a time out. This is typically required when you think your manager is looking for you, when fellow staff members are becoming more annoying than usual, or in its chronic form when you simply overhear your name being mentioned in casual conversation.
Usually the Safety Cubicle is located in the gents toilets where one can partake in some Twitter Shitter and hide that Fear Boner until the moment passes.
Usually the Safety Cubicle is located in the gents toilets where one can partake in some Twitter Shitter and hide that Fear Boner until the moment passes.
Officer X: Where's he just run off to?
Officer Y: Don't know.. Think I heard him muttering something about safety cubicle. I was too busy talking about some reality tv shit whilst surfing the desktop.
Officer X: He'd only just got in and sat down too.
Officer Y: Don't know.. Think I heard him muttering something about safety cubicle. I was too busy talking about some reality tv shit whilst surfing the desktop.
Officer X: He'd only just got in and sat down too.
by numlash October 9, 2016
Get the Safety Cubicle mug.The act of going into a local safeway, stowing a bottle of alcohol in a backpack or pants, and then leaving without paying
by oculartestical May 16, 2018
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