2 definitions by numlash
When an inexperienced manager is asked a simple question, and rather than answer will move their eyes to the compass points North North West to South South East in a rapid fashion. Often accompanied by a Fear Boner.
Officer A: So did you ask him if the meeting was going ahead?
Officer B: Yeah, but he started giving me the fuckin North North West eyes then disappeared to the gents.
Officer A: Did he have a Fear Boner as well?
Officer B: I didn't look to be perfectly honest.
Officer B: Yeah, but he started giving me the fuckin North North West eyes then disappeared to the gents.
Officer A: Did he have a Fear Boner as well?
Officer B: I didn't look to be perfectly honest.
by numlash February 24, 2016
An area to escape to in the workplace for a time out. This is typically required when you think your manager is looking for you, when fellow staff members are becoming more annoying than usual, or in its chronic form when you simply overhear your name being mentioned in casual conversation.
Usually the Safety Cubicle is located in the gents toilets where one can partake in some Twitter Shitter and hide that Fear Boner until the moment passes.
Usually the Safety Cubicle is located in the gents toilets where one can partake in some Twitter Shitter and hide that Fear Boner until the moment passes.
Officer X: Where's he just run off to?
Officer Y: Don't know.. Think I heard him muttering something about safety cubicle. I was too busy talking about some reality tv shit whilst surfing the desktop.
Officer X: He'd only just got in and sat down too.
Officer Y: Don't know.. Think I heard him muttering something about safety cubicle. I was too busy talking about some reality tv shit whilst surfing the desktop.
Officer X: He'd only just got in and sat down too.
by numlash October 9, 2016