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Alaskan Snowplow

The two part act of (i) freezing a shit log in preparation for a night of anal sex, then (ii) while in the process of plowing a girl in the ass from behind, you pull your dick out and plow your icy log right up the girl's shit pipe. Extra points if you can manage to get a picture/video of the girl shitting out your shit. I don't mean to dookie on the previous definition, but it seems to resemble more the definition of a standard Hoover Maneuver.
Dude, why is one of your shit logs in the freezer? Oh, my bitch of a girlfriend is going to let me fuck her in the ass tonight, so I am going to stuff a frozen shit log up her ass and see how long it takes for her to notice she is being serviced by the Alaskan Snowplow.
by diaperbandit August 19, 2010
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Snowbooking

To constantly update your status or post on Facebook during a snowstorm. Normally, because your stuck inside and bored out of your mind.

Also can be used to describe Facebook users who constantly discuss, complain, or post pictures about a snow storm.
Sarah must be snowed in and bored, because she's been snowbooking since the storm started.

The roads haven't been plowed so everyone's snowbooking.
by A Magillacutty February 12, 2010
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snowboarder

An entity, usually human, who straps a semi-oval board to their foot and procedes to either
a. SHRED IT UP!!! Pulls sick tricks like triple backflip to 7000 degree turn while grabbing their board in five different places!!!!
OR
b. slide to the middle of a good run, sit down, ruin the run and never leave. (Perhaps waiting for hell to freeze over?)
a. Shaun White - Many time slopestyle champion
b. People that call themselves snowboarders but in reality need to be run over, hit, called bad names, cursed at, and generally hurt
by Zack726 December 28, 2005
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surprise snowplow

When your fucking a girl in the ass and riding her down the stairs.
"I surprise snowplowed her the other day and her tits fell off"
by Thatdudefromthatplace October 16, 2008
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Snowblower

When a girl does a line of coke off a guys penis then proceeds to blow him.
That Girl literally snowblowered me in the washroom.
by Pero_Pero February 20, 2017
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Chinaman Snowblower

The act of filling a partner's butthole with cocaine and snorting it as they fart it out.
John went down to the strip club and got a chinaman snowblower.
by Wheezy P Jesus November 16, 2012
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snowlo

simply put, a cholo in the snow; typically found on the slopes of Southern California mountains that consider proper dress for snow-topped peaks to be a puffy Raiders jacket and jeans.

Rarely do they stray from the bunny slope or learner's runs. They try to learn how to ride on their own, making them prime targets when dropping snow off of your board or skis whilst on the chair lift.
it's best to get your warm up runs on the easy trails done early before it gets over crowded with snowlos trying to figure out how to ride.
by the guy that made up [brombre] November 1, 2010
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