snot honey 

When you are really sick, like barfing, shitting, and dying sick, and you are so desperate for something, anything to relieve your misery, and your nose starts to run, and it tastes sweet-- that's snot honey.

Man, dude, I was dying last night with stomach flu or food poisoning. There was something evil in my guts, and right in the middle of it all, my nose was running, and damned if I wasn't tasting snot honey. I think the only reason I made it was 'cause that taste of snot honey made me realize I was actually still alive.

snot honey by D.B. Doghouse December 18, 2020

Snot Chunder 

The act of covering one nostril, then forcing air out of the other nostril to clear it of snot.

Gary was having trouble breathing, so snot chundered both nostrils to clear his airways.

Snot Chunder by Ondo_tracksuit February 12, 2021

Snot Knot 

Synonym for booger

Kid 1- *sneezes
Kid 2- That was a huge Snot Knot

Snot Knot by originalcreatorofsnotknots June 23, 2021

snot clot 

The gooey white blob leftover from when a guy cums directly, or indirectly, in a girl's nostril(s).

She would'nt stop bitchin.. so I grabbed her hair and gave her the biggest snot clot yet.

snot clot by TZ January 7, 2005

snot lash 

when you have a blocked nose and need to get rid of the snot and do not have a tissue. its not a pleasant site but ocassionally, in a emergencies it is the only option

step1- close off one of your nostrils with your finger by pressing on the side of your nose

step2- proceed to blow as hard as you can through the blocked nostril and the resulting pressure should send a satisfying stream of snot out of your nose.allowing you to breathe easily.

mate you should have seen the snot lash i did yesterday, it touched the floor!!!

snot lash by disabled leming January 17, 2009

snot burglar

Someone really desperate for drugs.

"Johnny scraped out the inside of my nose with a spoon while I was passed out, cooked it up and snorted it! Fuckin' snot burglar."

snot burglar by joey narcotic August 20, 2008

Snot Abortion 

You know when you try to sneeze, but fail, and then it's still stuck in your nose and you feel like you have to sneeze but can't? Yeah, that.

Gary: Fuck dude, I just had a snot abortion.
John: Aren't they a bitch?

Snot Abortion by loldongs34 March 25, 2009