Someone who puts the hoes before the bros, simps will do or say anything to please someone, particularly a girl, in the hopes that they will gain favor with that person.
by zoe ellys May 10, 2021
person 1: i bought her a macbook, the iphone 12, and a car but she still rejected me
person 2: dude. its no simp september
person 2: dude. its no simp september
by simpdude November 09, 2020
by willy boi January 23, 2020
(before 2020)
S.I.M.P. stands for "Squirrels In My Pants," a song from the show Phineas and Ferb in 2008.
In the episode "Comet Kermillian," the song was improvised when Candace was struggling to get two squirrels out of her pants. Immediately before, Suzy Johnson had used a croquet mallet to shoot an acorn into her pants and the squirrels followed the acorn.
S.I.M.P. stands for "Squirrels In My Pants," a song from the show Phineas and Ferb in 2008.
In the episode "Comet Kermillian," the song was improvised when Candace was struggling to get two squirrels out of her pants. Immediately before, Suzy Johnson had used a croquet mallet to shoot an acorn into her pants and the squirrels followed the acorn.
So they wrote a song about entering a girl's pants trying to get a nut. And called the song SIMP. They are time travelers and no one can convince me otherwise.
by maple17 August 17, 2020
A Tier 3 Sub To Any Twitch Thot
by MX5 Míata September 01, 2020
Mya: OMG math is so uncool
Ali: ikr princess math is defenetly uncool
Candice: yes ali your so right!
Everyone: Ali your such a simp omg
Ali: ikr princess math is defenetly uncool
Candice: yes ali your so right!
Everyone: Ali your such a simp omg
by MrBeatYeMom March 02, 2020