signature

When someone writes his/her own name in cursive, usually illegible.

Guy1: Awesome! I got Kristen Stewart's signature!
Guy2: How can you tell? I can't read it.
Guy1: Well, I saw her sign it.

by Skelwor March 16, 2009

signorance

The attribute a person has when they leave their directional signal on in their car for extended periods of time, while they are oblivious to that fact.

That person ahead of us has had their directional signal on for miles! They have signorance!

by Don Wally July 7, 2009

Sign Guy

The guy who twirls the sign on Wilder Rd.

Very few people know who the elusive sign guy really is but he is becoming an internet celebrity via facebook.

Sign Guy is epic. I hear he is an excellent sign twirler.

by Joshua Mc Gowan April 9, 2010

Left Handed Stop Sign

The wedding band on a man's finger that makes you stop trying to talk or flirt with him.

Jane: "Wow do you see that hot guy over there"

Jenny: "Don't even think about it. Left handed stop sign."

by mb95482 September 8, 2010

and this triagonal sign

The 2nd verse of the Mine Song

This mailbox is mine
And this triagonal sign
That blue balloon, The month of june...

by Whydoiexist:pOFFICALFacebook August 21, 2017

high signing

Fronting, implying, or false advertising high social status or wealth through the use of fake jewelry and/or bottle service ect. to get more attention.

High signing Niggas got fake chains on in VIP, poppin bottles all weekend. And be broke by Monday

by Bloka December 9, 2015

Here's Your Sign

A phrase coined by comedian Bill Engvall. The 'sign' should be worn by stupid people baring the warrning that they are infact stupid. When someone does something stupid, you can simply tell them 'Here's your sign...'

In the lost luggage section of an airport...

Bill Engvall: She said, "Can I help you?" I said, "Yes ma'am, you lost my luggage." She looked me right in the eye and said, "Has your plane landed yet?" "No, princess, I'm having an out-of-body experience! I'm just checking on it! Here's your sign."

by TackyJello July 1, 2004