shonka guha

a man who presents holiday programs

here is a nice place to visit

by joe menna November 18, 2003

fo' shonkey

Wigger alternative for fo' shizzle

Dumb wigger: Wazzup honkey?! You goin' to the karaoke bar?
Dumber wigger: Fo' shonkey!

by The Real A.J. May 17, 2007

shronkey

An offensive female. Based on the cartoon shrek, she is as ugly as shrek and as annoying as donkey.

Ewww...that girl is such a shronkey!

by bris campo May 28, 2008

shlonky tong

PENIS! (use only for those who are hung like mules)

Wow! That guy's shlonky tong is nine inches long, only two inches shorter than mine.

by BoofMasterQuan May 23, 2003

Shonkatoria

A place riddled with shonk. Be that the buildings themselves, or the inhabitants thereof.

I gotta nip down Shonkatoria to score.

by jimbobbedyjobob June 17, 2003

shonkola

unstable dodgy and flimsy, generally spoken by a female.

"that deck that Jason built is sooo shonkola" said Shannon!

by Pablo Scambolini January 1, 2009

swonked

Being left by a girl at a bar when that girl has found a better prospect.

I was chatting up a girl who was obviously shoulder surfing. I knew she found her mark when I got swonked.

by Troy Wright October 14, 2007