controller shock

when switching from one video game to the next, the phenomenon of accidentally pressing the controls for the old game.

Tim: How did that guy kill you??
Evan: I pressed B to crouch.
Tim: Controller shock's a bitch, ain't it?

by jessmakesyoulaugh August 2, 2010

Rearview Shock

n. A condition of emotional distress experienced by a heterosexual male who has been admiring a woman's figure from behind, on discovering that she is actually a dude.

Oh my God. That... is... a... guy.

Buddy, sit down. You're going into rearview shock!

by Cranky Neighbor August 5, 2010

Christmas shocker

When your hooking up with a girl around Christmas and you take a candy cane and shove the large end up their vagina deep enough until the short end goes up her ass leaving her Christmasly shocked and smelling like peppermint.

Dude Merry Christmas, I gave Janice the Christmas shocker last night. She loved it.

by Chuck or Die December 31, 2011

ground shock

That feeling that you get in your feet when you jump from a height

"Bro, I totally just got ground shock from jumping from that tree"

by dropbearpie November 7, 2013

analphalactic shock

Having a severe allergic reaction in the anus.

Steve is allergic to eggs! He found out when he got analphalactic shock.

by cwbiv July 24, 2017

jessa shock

jessa and daniel are together and astrologically compatible according to their zodiac signs :)

oh did you hear about jessa shock?
yeah I did!! kinda ship them thooo

by avocado_ofc May 8, 2022

shock jock

Any radio personality who seeks to increase fame and audience size by sole virtue of acts or speeches aimed to cause public outcry.

by Anonymous August 18, 2003