Dirty Shmoo

Having ana sex with a fat chick in a bathtub full of dirty water.

I was butt-fucking this fat-ass ho in the tub last night. Nothing like a dirty shmoo to get you to bust a nut.

by Dr. F-Bomb January 4, 2011

Oongus Shmoongus

Was said by cavemen during the Ooga Booga event. A war cry.

Foongus: Oongus Shmoongus!
Everyone else: "Scared"

by Floopity Flip December 6, 2021

Shmonkey

The ultimate killing machine. The agility of a money, with the power of a shark. Two words combined = shmonkey

One swung down from a tree and bit me. God damn shmonkey. shmonkey

by save_the_shmonkeys November 21, 2010

Shmovin

Moving especially.
I.e. moving quickly, confidently, effortlessly, and with a bit of funk. Your movement will not go unnoticed.

Watch out, shmovin through.
Damn, he be shmovin.

by actioncircus February 6, 2021

Shmoopie

When people are super cute towards one another. Or just make you smile

When a person is being super shmoopie towards another.

by cc77 January 22, 2010

shmower

Jerking off in the shower.
VARIATIONS: shmleeping, shmitting around

Hold yo fuckin' horses, bitch! I just got out of the shmower... I'll get it up eventually!

by Nick D February 8, 2003

shmock

Insult. Synonym to insults such as ass and shit ... alleviating public use of more well-known potty words that could potentially bring unwanted ill-attention to one's self.

Do us a favor: Use your blinker ya freakin shmockhole!

by Ian Ward September 25, 2004