shitfuck

A series of unfortunate events both seen and unforseen that cause a drastic change in one's life

When i look back at my lifr i think "what the Shitfuck happened "

by urpizzaboy June 8, 2016

ShitPickle

A pickle covered in shit to give it a more pleasurable taste.

Bob: I don't like pickles!
Scott: Then try a shitpickle! Tastes way better that plain!

by TheWindSoldier May 8, 2010

shitdick

A chocolate cruller.

"I stopped by the doughnut shop and bought us some shitdicks and coffee."

by steve1979 September 7, 2008

shitfucker

one who fucks shit in the ass alot

you shitfucker! why do u fuck shit?

by jim February 11, 2005

shitfuck

verb. an overwhelming attack or onslaught

He's gonna shitfuck him.

paintball shitfuck.

by dograper October 23, 2007

shitdick

When a man is taking a shit on a toilet he does not realize is stopped up. When he flushes, the poop-water rises to touch his dick and-or balls.

oh my god, shitdick! gross!

by Ozzysnack May 28, 2011

shitdick

Originates from the boy-girl (it) Alex Schad. Meaning alex is gay, when he pulls his dick out of his man-bitches ass and it has shit on it.

Alex is sure a shitdick

by Fuckalexschadintheass August 7, 2004