Similar to wanking hand. It is the hand that someone uses to wipe their ass after they shit. They don't give 2 shits about cleaning that hand. It can be the same or different hand as the wanking hand, depending on the person. Do not shake it or you will face something that is worse than death. If you shake it, RIP XC. If the hand you shake is the wanking and shiting hand, I don't know what to say.
A: Don't shake his shiting hand *lolol*
B: But how do I know which is it?
A: How the hell should I know? If you shake it, RIP.
B: But how do I know which is it?
A: How the hell should I know? If you shake it, RIP.
by Mr Confident June 26, 2016
Get the Shiting handmug. Noun
Person or persons (generally chav males between the ages of 17 and 25), who spout lies about their sexual conquests to hide their inadequacies.
Person or persons (generally chav males between the ages of 17 and 25), who spout lies about their sexual conquests to hide their inadequacies.
1st friend- "Gordon was telling me about how he shagged two birds and then jizzed all over them"
2nd friend-"Take no notice, he's well known as a nob-shite"
2nd friend-"Take no notice, he's well known as a nob-shite"
by littlegeaorge February 10, 2010
Get the Nob-shitemug. More properly known as the "Shiite Muslim". A member of the branch of Islam that regards Ali.
(Ali was a Muslim caliph. Upon his assassination, Islam was divided into the Sunni's and the Shiites.)
A lot of people tend to think of the word, "Shit" when they see this word. Actually, it's pronounced shee-ite, and has no relativity whatsoever to that word.
(Ali was a Muslim caliph. Upon his assassination, Islam was divided into the Sunni's and the Shiites.)
A lot of people tend to think of the word, "Shit" when they see this word. Actually, it's pronounced shee-ite, and has no relativity whatsoever to that word.
by Lunaire September 1, 2008
Get the Shite Muslimmug. by McKay May 13, 2005
Get the a need a shitemug. 
A dichotomy of social status. On the one hand, it defines a (usually gay) man who is of good descent and breeding, born with a silver spoon in his mouth. Yet through nobody’s fault but his own, he now resides in the slums (usually in the South of London) dawning burberry sneakers and drinking his favourite tipple, Fiddler’s Finger.
by Mrs Whiting September 1, 2006
Get the Nick-Shitingmug.