Wild shite 

Uncomfortable,extreme and erratic bowel movements normally self inflicted through over indulgence in alcohol, a bad pint or spicy foods or a mixture of all of these.

I had too much to drink last night and a vindaloo, had a wild shite this morning

Wild shite by Eck the bear February 20, 2018

Not worth a shite 

Irish saying. Describes something which is completely useless and valueless. Alternatively, can be used to describe a completely incompetent person. To Irish people, this phrase is used to refer to something which is below even the value of feces. In other words, the worst level of uselessness something can possibly reach.

My lawnmower isn't worth a shite!

Tom: Jesus Christ, how are we after losing 8-0 again?
Joe: Face it Tom, Paddy's not worth a shite in goal. He's as likely to save anything as he is giving up the drink.

Not worth a shite by Jotinmick April 18, 2018

murder a shite 

The act of taking a giant glorious shit originates in Ireland "said with an Irish accent"

Hey Patrick where are you going?

Oi! Calm your arse I gotta go murder a shite!

murder a shite by Tupperware_33 November 22, 2015

blue shite 

Supporter of Everton, normally from North Wales

The Blue Shite will be dancing in the Streets of Rhyl tonight

blue shite by Anonymous April 8, 2003

white shite 

Cider, but ther worst cider there is, basically all ther underage 11yr olds drink it on parks and they claim it tastes nice but really its tastes liek pure ROCKET FUEL

oi bad boi gu shady uz 2 liter ov white shite from shop son!

white shite by Owen Evans January 2, 2008

gob shite 

from a mersey background. actually means; when ever you open your mouth a big piece of shit falls out

piss off you little fuckin gob shite

gob shite by richard tranter June 22, 2004

wee shite 

a term originating in western scotland generally pertaining to a small man with some kind of attitudinal adjustment problem relating to his inferior stature

shut yer mouth ya wee shite

or

that fud wi' the chib, he's nothin' but a wee shite, the cunto.

wee shite by weefud February 7, 2010