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shampers

The act of depositing one's ejaculate into another's hair and rubbing it into a lather. Commonly a homosexual act.
Instead of letting it run down Ron's ass crack, Cliff gave Ron the shampers.
by Rodney P McLauglin July 6, 2006
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shimpu

A heightened state of wonderment and enlightenment spured on by the smoking of marijuana.

Shimpu is a sacred encounter that very few will ever experience in their life time.
Only the inebriated with great reverence and devotion to sacred enlightenment can obtain shimpu.

The word origin is from Jackson, Michigan, created when three teenage friends from high school were in a smoke filled car pondering the origins of the universe and the meaning behind everything.
I call shimpu to order
by jacksonsucks October 20, 2008
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shimpu

A heightened state of wonderment and enlightenment spured on by the smoking of marijuana.

Shimpu is a sacred encounter that very few will ever experience in their life time.
Only the inebriated with great reverence and devotion to sacred enlightenment can obtain shimpu.

The word origin is from Jackson, Michigan, created when three teenage friends from high school were in a smoke filled car pondering the origins of the universe and the meaning behind everything.
I call shimpu to order
by jacksonsucksmybutt October 20, 2008
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shimpu

A heightened state of wonderment and enlightenment spured on by the smoking of marijuana.

Shimpu is a sacred encounter that very few will ever experience in their life time.
Only the inebriated with great reverence and devotion to spiritual enlightenment can obtain shimpu.

The word origin is from Jackson, Michigan, created when three teenage friends from high school were in a smoke filled car pondering the origins of the universe and the meaning behind everything.
I call shimpu to order.
by jacktown October 20, 2008
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shimpregnated

adj. when a woman is pregnant with a she/him baby.
Bob: Congratulations! Are you having a boy or a girl?
Sue: Both. I'm shimpregnated.
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Shampoo Tweaker

A person who runs out of their supply of shampoo or other hair products and is forced to used their friends shampoo until they are able to come up with the allotted amount of money needed for new shampoo
"Dave, have you been using my shampoo?"
"Yeah but only for a few days..."
"Dude get your own shampoo you stupid shampoo tweaker"
by EmoDude November 20, 2007
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Patroupinol Shampowxinate

The chemical formulation to relieve the hammock flu. The first part of the compound is a found with the root of the maple tree. The finishing additive is draw from the string of a hammock. Thus ridding oneself of the hammock influenza virus. This compound can also be used as a sleep aid and to decrease your ability to sell.
My God, I feel like working today! I better take a dose of Patroupinol Shampowxinate!!!
by Frank Barron June 2, 2009
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