Twat Shaped Twat

When you're so mad at someone, all the good insults disapear from your head....and this is what you are left with!

I can't believe you did that! You are such a Twat Shaped Twat!

by MistressC February 4, 2010

Showertime Shakedown

The daily ritual of masturbating in the shower when one first wakes up. Usually triggered by the presence of morning wood or the lack of a girlfriend.

Chuck: Hey bro, how you been?

Jake: Fantastic, just got back from the Showertime Shakedown.

Chuck: Classic.

by TheCurtainCrusader September 17, 2010

Bin-Shamed

When the cleaner visibly (sometimes with an audible gasp) judges you by the contents of your office bin. Typically copious volumes of sweet and cake wrappers, energy drink cans and the occasional condom wrapper.

"I ate a whole tub of Celebrations at work today and was totally bin-shamed by the cleaner!"

by Patty O'Doors March 10, 2023

Pear-shaped-having ass

A term used to describe the shape of one’s body, particularly a woman’s. One who possesses a pear-shaped-having ass will have wide, fatty hips, which gradually slopes inwards towards the top of the torso, hence “pear.” A pear-shaped-having ass body can also be resembled to that of a ‘truncus’ function in geometry.

“What in the pear-shaped-having ass?! That overly large woman has the physique of a plump pear!”

by gary69_ March 28, 2023

shaced

to be really really drunk, the combination of shit and faced.

Man last night I hooked up with this girl but I was to shaced to remember.

by CRP August 8, 2005

Shawee

Shortened term for the phrase 'Shall we?.' Often used to express eagerness to do a potential useless, non-beneficial activity. Often used in a Northern Lancashire accent and followed by 'GUD.'

'Wanna go Asda to get some shortbread?'

'................SHAWEE?'

'Dyu wanna watch Corrie tonight with a brew and a choccy biccy?'

'................SHAWEE?'

'GUD.'

by TobiasGreenwald November 18, 2009

Shamed

To stick thumb up anal cavity

hahaha i just shamed that bitch

by dr.c July 27, 2012