gary69_'s definitions

Pull a Taranto

1. (slang, Australia) The act of cyberstalking and investigating personal information about someone you know.

Person 1: That guy is really invested into finding information about his best mate’s sister.
Person 2: I think he’s going to pull a Taranto!

by gary69_ August 25, 2022

Sniper's Nightmare

Used to describe a person who walks with their entire body moving side to side since they typically have one dead leg. The phrase “Sniper’s Nightmare” alludes to the difficulty a sniper would have in assassinating them if they were the intended victim.

“Old Sloppy Tony is a total sniper's nightmare the way he walks!”

by gary69_ August 30, 2022

Spray-on blazer

A term which is used to describe a person whose blazer is far too tight for their body, and thus, appears to be ‘sprayed’ on. Although the term had originated to describe tight blazers, the term may also be used for clothing in general. Typically, one who possess spray-on clothes are of heavier weight, i.e., are fat.

“Mate, that fat-arse has a spray-on blazer!”

by gary69_ March 28, 2023

Pear-shaped-having ass

A term used to describe the shape of one’s body, particularly a woman’s. One who possesses a pear-shaped-having ass will have wide, fatty hips, which gradually slopes inwards towards the top of the torso, hence “pear.” A pear-shaped-having ass body can also be resembled to that of a ‘truncus’ function in geometry.

“What in the pear-shaped-having ass?! That overly large woman has the physique of a plump pear!”

by gary69_ March 28, 2023

Elongated skull

“Elongated skull” is a term used to describe the shape of the back of one’s head. As the name implies, an elongated skull is a skull shape which is, well, elongated. People who possess this amusing phenotype have a large/prominent occipital protuberance, which gives the skull a stretched-out look when viewed from the side (xD).

“That guy has more of an elongated skull than an ancient Egyptian pharaoh!”

by gary69_ March 28, 2023

Bloody elk

“Bloody elk” is a term used when one is annoyed or in shock. Although unobvious, “bloody elk” had derived from “bloody ‘ell,” a term used for similar purposes. What’s ironic about the nature of “bloody elk” is the fact that it embodies autocorrect’s flaws despite being highly humorous.

“Bloody elk, I ducking hate autocorrect!”

by gary69_ March 28, 2023

Bird nose

The bird nose is a rare facial characteristic which affects the uppermost part of the noses's bridge. What occurs is a significant indentation, and when viewed from the side, creates a line of sight which would have been previously unavailable. A true bird nose would have, as well as an indentation, large amounts of nasal cartilage, further improving the resemblance to that of a bird.

“His nose is rather pointy and akin to a bird’s beak, giving him the nickname, ‘Bird Nose.’”

by gary69_ March 28, 2023