Shatner tweet

Total social media overkill. When you write a tweet on Twitter, and use so many hashtags, it reads in the halting, choppy way William Shatner speaks. Example: " #Free #today #books you will #love #amwriting #paranormal #romance but with a #happyending."

I hate reading that dude's tweets. He uses too many hashtags. If I get another Shatner tweet like that, I'll unfollow him.

by LizLibertine August 14, 2012

scannering

The action of listing to a police scanner and reporting it to others.

yo dude u scannering tonight?

by shebnightscanner April 11, 2012

Llama Shanker

The sexual act where one person stretches out their neck (impersonating a llama), spits in their partners eyes until he or she is blind. Then the blind partner proceeds to find (blindly) the opposite sexual mate's genitalia and shank (also known as "stab") it with a carrot.

I'm buying some carrots, not for the Vitamin C, but so that Marie and I can do the Llama Shanker tonight.

by Manchelli March 6, 2009

shit shanker

Another name for a penis or dick in a prison.

Harry knew he was in trouble when his cellmate pulled out his shit shanker.

by supersab September 6, 2010

Spanner Rash

"Spanner rash" is a UK term given to the cuts, bruises, blisters and other wounds you can get from working on the insides of a car, (a spanner is an English word for a wrench).

A mechanic would usually get spanner rash.

Changing the exhaust gave me terrible spanner rash.

by Ultim@te ED February 27, 2008

The Shatner

the facial expression made famous by pornstars. in which they show there teeth while sucking in air in an attempt to look hot.

o man, this girl was jerking me off yesterday and she did The Shatner

by dogfart69 February 6, 2012

shannen doherty

Actress with a reputation for being kicked off such television shows as Charmed and Beverly Hills 90210 for being a complete bitch.

The misfortune of having the same name as Shannen Doherty is the bane of my existence.

by Shannon Doherty March 1, 2005