The scale of measuring how exceptionally angry someone is getting, particularly where the cause or causes are either unclear or irrational. From famous spokesman of the irrationally foaming at the mouth, Newt Gingrich.
Mr. X: I can't believe it! WTF? THIS IS ABSOLUTE MADNESS! I'M LITERALLY SHAKING WITH ANGER! (Roared with flecks of spit flying from the side of his mouth)
Mr. Y: Jesus, that guy's gotta be pushing an... 8, 9 on the Gingrich scale?
Mrs. Z: Hell, he's going all out. Better run, if he hits a 10, his head's gonna explode and I don't want any on me.
Mr. Y: Jesus, that guy's gotta be pushing an... 8, 9 on the Gingrich scale?
Mrs. Z: Hell, he's going all out. Better run, if he hits a 10, his head's gonna explode and I don't want any on me.
by Woolfey July 30, 2009
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Andy, Adam, and Matt had a quick schleeb session on the 12th floor balcony.
"Bro you gotta spot me a schleeb, i've been hustlin all day"
"Bro you gotta spot me a schleeb, i've been hustlin all day"
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A scale for defining how lol something is, -10 being murderously unfunny, 10 being murderously funny.
Jokes on penguin wrappers are almost always -10l. Luckily, you can take your anger at the joke out on the biscuit.
A scale for defining how lol something is, -10 being murderously unfunny, 10 being murderously funny.
Jokes on penguin wrappers are almost always -10l. Luckily, you can take your anger at the joke out on the biscuit.
"Snazzy. My dad says that."
"Mine just says "Get out of my way boy! And stop being such a disappointment, you useless layabout!"
"10L on the Lol Scale"
"Who's the king of the tissues? The hankie chief"
"-10l. Words cannot express my anger right now."
"Mine just says "Get out of my way boy! And stop being such a disappointment, you useless layabout!"
"10L on the Lol Scale"
"Who's the king of the tissues? The hankie chief"
"-10l. Words cannot express my anger right now."
by ThoMoz August 21, 2009
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by xoorox September 15, 2010
Get the scales dodger mug.Schlee is always smart, active, cute and lazy all at the same time. no one understands them but they love it. Interverted but also social. They are sutble but to the point and cant make up their mind, like the "basket case" in "breakfast club". THAT girl/boy that came back from summer and looks like a cutie that you would date any day.
Friend 1: god is that Schlee? what happed over summer!?
Friend 2: yeah, like woah summer hit hard! they are so cute but shy I kinda like it!
Schlee:*looks up, smiles and walks away*
Friend 2: yeah, like woah summer hit hard! they are so cute but shy I kinda like it!
Schlee:*looks up, smiles and walks away*
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and he addores children called connor. connor is his little crack minion
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