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simple ho

As popularized by stand up heroine Ali Wong, a “simple ho”, not to be confused with “basic bitch”, is a choice whereas the latter is a inevitability.

A simple ho undertakes this submissive role in order to avoid any hard work or responsibility, fully understanding that nothing will he expected of them, because this is the ideal life.
E.G. “Ali, take out the trash and deposit these checks!”
Ali: “I am just a simple hoooo, I cannot be expected to know how to deposit checks!”

Vs. a basic bitch

Girls taking yoga selfies at the Auschwitz memorial center balancing a pumpkin spice latte on her ass.

*Crowd: “look at that basic bitch. Poor girl, she clearly can’t help it.”
by Jeb Chim November 16, 2018
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sampreet

A very intellectual, strong and sexy guy. Usually a brunette and definitely the most interesting man you know. If you know a man with the name, consider yourself the luckiest and most honored person on the planet
Damn, look at Sampreet, I wish I was him
by helljack November 22, 2021
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simple dimple pop it squish

A 9 year old who wants to be the kid with “the fidgetsand then all you say is “SIMPOLE DIMPOLE POP ITT SQUSHHH” LIKE NO BARBRA
Ok so I have pop it’s and simple dimples also I made a song “SIMPLE DIMPLE POP IT SQUISH” I’m so amazing
by Broomrat <3 February 17, 2022
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i'll make it very simple and clear

man captain marvel sure is getting a lot of "i'll make it very simple and clear "
by Whycantiusethishandle? March 9, 2019
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Simplexity

Referring to an idea, or concept that appears to be simple to understand, yet is very complex in it's true description.
The simplexity of the universe would reveal much more than the eye could ever see.
by Wayne Siegmund November 10, 2008
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free samples

Possibly the best thig on planet earth. They are usually food but occasionally can be other items. Also they are the only good free thing.
Dude, let's get some of those free samples from over there!
by Fiona Slennz March 31, 2005
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s1mple

S1mple is the best csgo player to ever do it
by guodad August 28, 2019
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