As popularized by stand up heroine Ali Wong, a “simple ho”, not to be confused with “basic bitch”, is a choice whereas the latter is a inevitability.
A simple ho undertakes this submissive role in order to avoid any hard work or responsibility, fully understanding that nothing will he expected of them, because this is the ideal life.
A simple ho undertakes this submissive role in order to avoid any hard work or responsibility, fully understanding that nothing will he expected of them, because this is the ideal life.
E.G. “Ali, take out the trash and deposit these checks!”
Ali: “I am just a simple hoooo, I cannot be expected to know how to deposit checks!”
Vs. a basic bitch
Girls taking yoga selfies at the Auschwitz memorial center balancing a pumpkin spice latte on her ass.
*Crowd: “look at that basic bitch. Poor girl, she clearly can’t help it.”
Ali: “I am just a simple hoooo, I cannot be expected to know how to deposit checks!”
Vs. a basic bitch
Girls taking yoga selfies at the Auschwitz memorial center balancing a pumpkin spice latte on her ass.
*Crowd: “look at that basic bitch. Poor girl, she clearly can’t help it.”
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