Shred on the Yoinky

Refers to the action of either playing difficult music, typically on a string instrument, or to masturbate.

"Guess what I did last night?"
"Drugs?"
"No, I was had shred on the Yoinky for hours."

by ImpossiblePath January 6, 2021

Shredding the cheese

Describes the act of when someone with a dandruff infested scalp scratches their head

Person 1: Man, that guy's really shredding the cheese
Person 2: Yeah, pretty disgusting

by That_One_Fellow February 3, 2021

Shreddin’ that burg

Surfing but instead of surfing waves you are actually just standing in hamburger. A regular past time of Felix the Cat.

Person A: “Look at him, he’s shreddin’ that burg”
Person B “Please stop, you are going to get mustard on him.”

by Crayon consumer April 12, 2021

Shreksual

Being sexually attracted to shrek

Friend: what’s your sexuality
Me: I’m shreksual

by Sexybitch3044 July 7, 2021

Shredding Plastic

"vaping right?"
"yeah, vaping"

Yo, we shredding plastic rn?

by walmu May 22, 2022

shreeshant

Shreeshants are short heighted people with darker skin tones. They are very talented at anyting but studies. They are also pretty stupid when it comes to everyday things. They are very sexy and good looking.

That guy is so stupid he must be a Shreeshant.

by Saaket_playz August 4, 2022

Shredder’s Revenge

When you get an upset stomach, vomiting, diarrhea, pebble shits, sludge stool, or a rash from eating pizza.

Donatello: Damn Leo, that pizza last night gave me Shredder’s Revenge. I need to rest.

by PunkNJunkTWD October 7, 2023